too much internet
Getting paid to goof off really isn't as awesome as you would think.
2010-03-13 22:23:48 / Rating: 34.75 / 
Bob Loblaw
Flying towards the finish line, I hit a bump and my front wheel folded like a potato chip.
2010-03-13 22:22:52 / Rating: 13.75 /
snakey
I knew he was the one to keep when our second date, during which I accidentally gave him a facial scar with my teeth, was not the last.
2010-03-13 22:20:33 / Rating: 12.25 /
Duckie
She couldn't tell for 8 months, until that night in the college dorm bathroom.
2010-03-13 22:20:03 / Rating: 13.25 /
pat
This morning, my dad was doing the laundry and my stepmom was fixing the pipes.
2010-03-11 16:15:50 / Rating: 81.75 /
zerofourfiveone
I knew our week-long school trip to DC was off to a good start when we woke to a fire alarm at 3am and waited in the parking lot, in our PJs, until sunrise.
2010-03-11 16:15:43 / Rating: 22.5 /
for real though?
I curled up in bed after my shower, naked as the day I was born, not expecting the fire alarm to go off at 4 am in my co-ed dorm.
2010-03-11 16:13:41 / Rating: 43 /
jg_rat
I had the privilege of sitting with Dad as the pain, fear and confusion went away and his breathing became quieter and quieter, and I shared in a little of the peace that came over him then.
2010-03-11 16:13:19 / Rating: 59.5 /
I realized I'm a true dog person when I had a dinner of plain pasta and a stolen snickers bar, because I couldn't afford anything more than that after buying my dog's prescription food.
2010-03-09 11:51:38 / Rating: 129.5 /
Lore
My family always joked I started going to church because I was having sex with the pastor, but that didn't come until much later.
2010-03-09 11:50:16 / Rating: 124.75 /
TooSneaky
After tip-toeing out at 5am and getting dressed in the car, I realized my cell phone was on her bedroom floor.
2010-03-09 11:48:08 / Rating: 55.75 /
cannwin
I don't think my husband realized I knew all those words until he sat next to me in the delivery room.
2010-03-05 14:15:40 / Rating: 196.5 /
myfairmaybe
When he told his four-year-old daughter that the doctor just needed to look at her eyes to make sure they were okay, she whispered, "Will he put them back in when he's done looking at them?"
2010-03-05 14:15:31 / Rating: 194.25 /
ShyGuy
Right before the janitor turned the lights in the classroom on, we feigned sleep thinking she wouldn't know we were making out.
2010-03-04 15:59:38 / Rating: 62.75 /
MissingMum
Diagnosed in October, terminal in November, gone by December.
2010-03-04 15:57:24 / Rating: 161.5 /
Maddy
It wasn't until after I discovered the 3D glasses from "Avatar" still in my purse that I realized I had accidentally dropped my $40 sunglasses into the recycling bin instead.
2010-03-03 10:35:59 / Rating: 195 /
Rook
While my mother and her boyfriend were upstairs I quietly removed his size 34 jacket from the back of the chair and replaced it with my nearly identical size 46.
2010-03-03 10:34:32 / Rating: 55.25 /
Contaminated
The day I got diagnosed with bipolar disorder was the day I chased my best friend down the street with a butterfly knife.
2010-03-02 13:30:58 / Rating: 83.75 /
AwkwardTruths
Afterwards, I deeply regretted telling my hairdresser that my mother had had a nose job.
2010-03-02 13:13:33 / Rating: 38 /
Rae
When I was 3, my cousin convinced me that avocado was really moldy butter and 15 years later, I still can't eat it.
2010-03-02 13:13:26 / Rating: 115.5 /
WFZeman
Two days later, I went back to the high school I'd sworn to leave forever.
2010-02-25 08:07:38 / Rating: 80.25 /
Know more now
I didn't understand that he asked for six sugars in his coffee because it helped him keep feeling high.
2010-02-25 08:07:13 / Rating: 48.5 /
Alice Fitzhugh
If it weren't for the accident last night, I wouldn't have the possibility of a photography job for a musician.
2010-02-25 08:06:06 / Rating: 46.25 /
LBriers
My dad's last note to me was "Always hear the music in your life."
2010-02-25 08:04:29 / Rating: 212.75 /
She was Annabell
I walked in to my daughters bedroom to wake her up from her nap and saw that she was blue.
2010-02-25 08:04:01 / Rating: 129.25 /
