I had to laugh when this sentence was submitted today:

I made a site for people to make me rich by submitting one sentence stories for me to publish in a book without sharing any of the revenue.

Just to set it straight for anyone who may be thinking the same thing: it’s been almost three years and there’s no book yet. There may be someday, but there’s not right now. And, trust me, ain’t no one getting rich here.

Plus, if you don’t like the idea of your sentence possibly someday winding up in a book that may be sold: you can either a.) submit your sentence and e-mail me to let me know you don’t want it in a book (as the terms and conditions state) or b.) not submit your sentence here. Those both sound pretty reasonable to me.

This morning on the other side of the world, I was interviewed on Radio New Zealand’s Good Friday show. I had a good time and hopefully didn’t ramble too much (I’m fully aware of the irony of “rambling” about a site stressing brevity). Below is the audio:

Oh, and check out story #3000!

Assuming that mrskutcher is actually the real Demi Moore’s twitter account, Demi Moore twittered about One Sentence!

And even it’s not really her, someone with over 360,000 followers mentioning the site is a good thing, right?

When I posted this story last year:

I only have 70 days left to live, but I’m looking for a job anyway.

tags: job work suicide plans death

a number of people wrote in.  Some wanted to know if I did anything, others wanted to contact the person, and later on, readers wanted to know what happened.

With her permission, I’m happy to say that she’s OK.

One Sentence just won its first bloggie in the new category of “Best Microblog”!

Thanks to everyone who voted and, of course, to all of you who contribute such great content to the site and make it what it is!

(… more thoughts later)

Sometimes submissions come in that I just need to share, even if I explicitly disapprove them.  The other day I got a submission that failed on two levels.  First, it was written in Spanish.  I have no problems with Spanish, of course, but given that all of the stories here are in English, a Spanish submission would be better suited for a site that is run by, say, someone who knows the language.

Secondly, the story had multiple sentences.  One of the several day that I get like that.

Yet, something compelled me to run the submission through Google Translate.  And that, friends, is what I want to share with you:

When I was 6 years, my father drove me home to put my boots on your fish tank water. With teary eyes waited 5 minutes in front of the door with my giraffe rag in one hand and a picture of my mother and giraffe in the other. I never even went to watch their fish, until yesterday, smoking reefer in the living room carpet was on fire …

Now I kinda’ wish I had approved it…

This is pretty cool: One Sentence is a finalist for a 2009 Bloggie in the new “Best Microblog” category!

Thanks to whoever pushed us through the nomination process… this all came as a very pleasant surprise.  One Sentence is definitely in some good company.

I suppose this means I should stump for some votes, then, huh?  So, should you feel One Sentence is deserving, go here and vote (the page scrolls horizontally).  Voting closes on February 2nd at 10pm EST.

Another radio interview to share with you, this time as part of “Dr. Pete’s Big Interview” on 100.5 The Rock KJJM in Montana. The first part of the interview aired yesterday and the second part airs today. Big thanks to Dr. Pete for having me on.

Below is the interview in two eight minute segments:

Part 1:

Part 2:

Thanks to Dave Wilson of WIBC for having me on his show today. Below is the interview:

Hey folks — late notice, but I’m going to be on the radio on the Dave Wilson show (WIBC in Indianapolis) at about 5:15 (eastern) tonight for a few minutes to talk about One Sentence. The live link is here and an archive is available about an hour later.