After I spilled gasoline on my shoes while topping off my car's tank on the way to lunch, my daughter announced to the cashier at McDonald's, "If you smell gas, it's coming from my mom."
tags: humor funny daughter embarrassing spill gasoline smell double entendre [add]
2009-07-10 11:14:59 / Rating: 650.5 /
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