Story archives - August 2006

Ryan

Walking out of the club after the memorial concert for a man who was supposed to perform that night, snow fell quietly to the sidewalk.

tags: music snow new york hip-hop [add]

2006-08-31 18:00:52 / Rating: 347.75 /

Ryan

A legend sang at my wedding.

tags: music wedding [add]

2006-08-31 18:00:26 / Rating: 296.25 /

Lch

After twenty minutes of trying to order a p-p-p-pint of larger from the bar with a drunken stammer, I gave in and requested two half's in the same glass!

tags: humor bar pint stammer drunk [add]

2006-08-31 16:17:23 / Rating: 340.5 /

Kate

A ten-year high school reunion is painful, and the only saving grace at mine was the open bar.

tags: reunions [add]

2006-08-31 10:23:06 / Rating: 157 /

Dan

Very few entrepreneurs can say they were conceived on a hot air balloon ride, and also share a direct lineage to both Edgar Allen Poe and Thomas Alva Edison... myself included.

tags: odd lineage conception [add]

2006-08-29 22:33:02 / Rating: 265.5 /

Ryan

I shudder when I think that I considered myself a Republican in high school.

tags: politics high school [add]

2006-08-29 11:12:06 / Rating: 309.25 /

Anonymous

I don't know if I would have stayed with him all night comforting him while he puked his guts out into the toilet if I'd known that he wouldn't remember it the next morning.

tags: drunk vomit toilet memory [add]

2006-08-29 07:39:42 / Rating: 398.5 /

Nogs

I offered myself up like a whore, and he blushed and stammered and told me that, while flattered, he couldn't take me up on it for fear of offending my husband.

tags: infidelity cheating [add]

2006-08-28 21:32:32 / Rating: 301.5 /

Prufrock

I was with her for eleven years, the last three of which she was sleeping with the neurologist who would give her two beautiful daughters.

tags: love betrayal [add]

2006-08-28 21:30:58 / Rating: 275.25 /

Sheryl

When asked to name the one person absent from her life that she missed the most, she responded, "The person I hoped I'd be by this point in my life."

tags: identity self [add]

2006-08-28 14:17:20 / Rating: 2280.5 /

refeed

It turned out that Hunstanton was quite windy after all.

tags: holiday windy [add]

2006-08-26 12:19:25 / Rating: 234.75 /

Pablo

When I finished kindergarden I was so excited because I thought it was all the school i would need for the rest of my life.

tags: childhood school kindergarten [add]

2006-08-26 10:14:34 / Rating: 468.75 /

Finster

She found out about the public reading of her love letter and she dumped him, but it was she who four years later taught him to read for himself.

tags: love breaking up [add]

2006-08-25 19:57:41 / Rating: 283 /

Lindsay

I felt bad when I found out I was the third girl in a row he'd dated who turned out to be a lesbian.

tags: relationships [add]

2006-08-25 19:24:16 / Rating: 359.75 /

Lindsay

I shouldn't have told her so much truth when she called me drunk at 3 AM.

tags: drunk relationships phone calls [add]

2006-08-25 19:24:11 / Rating: 288.75 /

Lindsay

I thought I would be able to forget about her by moving half a country away, but I was wrong.

tags: relationships [add]

2006-08-25 19:24:07 / Rating: 257.25 /

Alison

We were in bed one day and he told me that I was more fun than a game of Magic "sometimes."

tags: love sex nerdy funny [add]

2006-08-25 14:18:00 / Rating: 522.75 /

Charles

His tiny fingers clutched the crayon as they had once clutched the trigger, and like so many boys his age, he stuck his tongue out while he drew.

tags: childhood soldier Africa art therapy [add]

2006-08-24 14:06:21 / Rating: 534 /

Finster

It was the fifth stationary object I'd accidentaly hit with the company car, I was glad that I didn't own my own vehicle and that living breathing things tended to move about.

tags: work driving humor [add]

2006-08-23 20:36:30 / Rating: 349.25 /

Finster

I sat amongst my excited friends and as the close-up of my eyes filled the cinema screen I discovered I'd been cast as the child-abuser.

tags: cinema humor [add]

2006-08-23 20:36:18 / Rating: 267.5 /

Finster

Things went from bad to worse when we realized all the papers were stuck together from the incessant rain.

tags: festival smoking humor rain [add]

2006-08-23 20:36:08 / Rating: 265.25 /

Bill

I didn't look her in the eye when she said goodbye.

tags: breaking up [add]

2006-08-23 20:35:52 / Rating: 229 /

Robin

She said, "Stay."

tags: love [add]

2006-08-23 20:35:25 / Rating: 293.75 /

Matt

I thought I was going to have to find the ancient abandoned palace complex on my own until a local with whom I didn't share a common language offered to show me the way, up a steep hill and past some chickens and goats.

tags: travel mystery sweat [add]

2006-08-23 20:34:46 / Rating: 252.75 /

Tracy

College Jeopardy! auditions are much harder than the game you watch on television, especially if one is nursing one's first real collegiate hangover.

tags: college jeopardy hangover [add]

2006-08-23 20:23:32 / Rating: 302.25 /

JayOutEast

I spent five days getting there only to realise it was the jouney I should have been paying attention to.

tags: travel [add]

2006-08-23 19:10:22 / Rating: 275.75 /

jac

I guess that now he knows what it feels like to tell the person that you're cheating on that you love them.

tags: love relationships cheating [add]

2006-08-23 07:21:14 / Rating: 322.75 /

Tiara

He was the one who hugged me, asked for a photo with me, danced with me, kissed me - and now I'm the one pursuing him.

tags: love romance relationships [add]

2006-08-22 09:44:55 / Rating: 353 /

Jeff

I spilled the lasagna I made for dinner, on the carpet.

tags: food oops [add]

2006-08-22 09:44:31 / Rating: 317.25 /

Prufrock

On the day we were married it rained all day.

tags: married weather wedding [add]

2006-08-21 09:52:14 / Rating: 261.75 /

grumblebee

I fell down a flight of stairs, got up, stumbled across the landing, and then fell down a second flight of stairs.

tags: stairs fell falling landing clumsy trip tripped fall stairwell staircase humor [add]

2006-08-19 22:37:39 / Rating: 479.75 /

Amizu

After progressing from a language lesson consisting of pointing to body parts and announcing the proper vocabulary, my elderly teacher pulled up her skirt, bared herself utterly, and in the dim light, completed her lesson.

tags: language lesson [add]

2006-08-18 16:26:11 / Rating: 292.5 /

JoeyCat

It was only after I started bleeding from the eye, that I realized perhaps I really was in a fight.

tags: fight confused [add]

2006-08-18 13:40:31 / Rating: 262.25 /

Erik Wennstrom

It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly portion.

tags: school test humor sleep alarm clock oversleeping [add]

2006-08-18 12:28:33 / Rating: 1946 /

Shane

I was nearly sent to the hospital because I could not convince the school nurse that my head had always been this shape.

tags: childhood nurse school humor [add]

2006-08-18 12:27:29 / Rating: 1432 /

clementine

I thought it would be wonderful; twenty years later my life is shattered.

tags: marriage children time expectations [add]

2006-08-18 09:44:55 / Rating: 363 /

Mindy G.

She knows their hearts belong together and she knows how lucky she is.

tags: mcg mlwg relationships marriage [add]

2006-08-18 00:04:05 / Rating: 304.5 /

Stacey

The idea of letting your children choose their own path in life is thrown out the window when your three-year-old declares they are going to be either a doctor or a Walmart cashier when they grow up.

tags: children humor careers [add]

2006-08-17 21:22:34 / Rating: 415.25 /

Stacey

It's hard not to be self conscious about your ever growing pregnant belly when a stranger's child asks their mother if "that lady is having twins."

tags: pregnancy humor [add]

2006-08-17 21:22:32 / Rating: 274.75 /

J.

It wasn't supposed to turn out like this, with him, but it did and now my entire world has been turned upside down.

tags: love [add]

2006-08-17 20:36:20 / Rating: 237 /

Stacey

A new mother's confidence about her body is shattered when a young child asks if she's still pregnant.

tags: pregnancy humor body weight [add]

2006-08-17 20:36:15 / Rating: 300 /

Finster

I realized the plan to sneak a second holiday in Spain was not going to work unless I only went out at night and returned to work after my "illness" without a tan.

tags: holiday work humor [add]

2006-08-17 19:57:32 / Rating: 269 /

J.

I wanted to tell him I loved him too but all I could do was kiss him.

tags: love [add]

2006-08-17 19:56:26 / Rating: 251.25 /

Too afraid to give my real name

I really like her and her hug was more real than her boyfriend would have liked.

tags: love crush [add]

2006-08-17 19:56:24 / Rating: 334.75 /

Erik Wennstrom

After several minutes of poking and prodding, the dentist put down his tools, looked me straight in the eyes and said, "You're going to be putting my daughter through college."

tags: humor dentist [add]

2006-08-17 17:31:28 / Rating: 439.5 /

Michael

We're going to marry, she simply doesn't know it yet.

tags: mlwg marriage relationships [add]

2006-08-17 17:30:55 / Rating: 404.5 /

Tony

When hurricane Frederick hit our home town my brother was upset because the TV movie of the week, The Bingo Long Travelling All-Stars and Motor Kings, was pre-empted for hurricane coverage.

tags: childhood hurricane [add]

2006-08-17 17:29:32 / Rating: 265.25 /

josh

I had thermite at the age of 15.

tags: pyro scary [add]

2006-08-14 20:12:29 / Rating: 196.25 /

Ainsley

He told me that he hates himself, so I told him that I love him.

tags: love hate [add]

2006-08-14 20:12:11 / Rating: 629 /

Callie-Co

I've often hear the 30's are the best years of your life, and only a little over a month from 31, that's yet to be determined!

tags: 30s aging [add]

2006-08-14 20:11:40 / Rating: 224.25 /

Melanie

I knew it was bad that day when my mother showed me her wrists, "I cut myself again."

tags: childhood mother dark [add]

2006-08-14 20:11:00 / Rating: 325.5 /

Gabw

Once I got drunk and told a good friend, who had a boyfriend, that I loved her.

tags: love drunk [add]

2006-08-14 19:31:40 / Rating: 267.75 /

Shannon

I should have known it was doomed when we fought desperately on our honeymoon.

tags: relationships marriage [add]

2006-08-14 19:31:15 / Rating: 297.5 /

Gucky

I've loved a boy with every single operating system, so I should have known it was meant to be when he showed me the OS2 startup screen in his dorm room, but it took me 10 more years and OS X to figure it out.

tags: love geeky [add]

2006-08-14 19:29:35 / Rating: 263.25 /

Alex

I didn't get caught until the eight full feature film, but by that time I had had enough of cliche-ridden scripts and amazingly predictable endings (and my butt was getting sore).

tags: film [add]

2006-08-14 00:02:21 / Rating: 218 /

Alex

On my tour of Kyoto I dislocated my thumb by falling down some slippery stone steps as I was exiting a shrine where I prayed for good health and good luck for the remainder of my trip (no pun intended).

tags: irony health travel [add]

2006-08-14 00:11:08 / Rating: 413.75 /

A. Mouse

The first year she noticed me, the second year we spoke, the third we kissed, the fourth was just natural progression.

tags: relationship holiday romance [add]

2006-08-13 12:04:26 / Rating: 351.75 /

Charlie

My first sexual experience was with my neighbor, who was older than me and told me we should play house and that I could be the mommy and she could be the daddy.

tags: childhood sex [add]

2006-08-12 19:28:27 / Rating: 369.5 /

Daniel

"It'll never work," he said -- the friend who gave me confidence, courage and class -- but, three years later, I'm marrying her, and I'm the happiest man alive.

tags: love relationships marriage [add]

2006-08-12 17:44:20 / Rating: 336.25 /

Daniel

If only I knew then what I know now, I'd have done everything differently -- but that wouldn't have made me who I am today.

tags: childhood [add]

2006-08-12 17:40:54 / Rating: 339 /

David

I'm always living in fear.

tags: fear living [add]

2006-08-12 16:15:01 / Rating: 237.75 /

Alex

My entire month was spent waiting for him to say "I'm sorry but I like her better".

tags: love [add]

2006-08-12 15:43:23 / Rating: 214.25 /

Ewa

He came down for the week, and met with me almost as an afterthought, but I flittered constantly around him while he was here because being around him makes me surprisingly happy.

tags: friends [add]

2006-08-12 15:02:03 / Rating: 230.5 /

chas

They were huge when she was 13 and I knew they'd be saddle bags by the time she was 18, the reason we broke up.

tags: jerk [add]

2006-08-12 14:57:53 / Rating: 234.75 /

Vicki

I meant to start my collection slowly, making an addition every few months, but then I bought twenty in one day.

tags: shopping [add]

2006-08-12 14:22:20 / Rating: 201 /

Erik

It was when he wanted "our song" back, he knew it was over.

tags: breakup [add]

2006-08-12 05:15:38 / Rating: 237.5 /

Stu

The user complained that the space bar would not work and wanted a new keyboard, so I picked up her keyboard, tapped it several times on the back until a sufficient pile of biscuit crumbs had landed on the table, then set down her keyboard and walked away.

tags: technology humor helpdesk crumbs keyboard [add]

2006-08-12 03:30:40 / Rating: 364 /

Sid

Even five years later, we still talk once in a while that reminds me of how I thought I was in love with her even though we had missed our chance that summer in high school.

tags: love [add]

2006-08-12 00:47:30 / Rating: 208 /

Mark David

As I drove home the knot in my stomach swelled to the size of a small sun, but when I walked in the house I saw she had called and I no longer felt alone.

tags: love anticipation [add]

2006-08-12 00:44:44 / Rating: 300.75 /

Joy

After she flung the stall door open and laughed at me, I sat cross-legged in the grass and wet my pants, too afraid to return to the restroom.

tags: childhood [add]

2006-08-11 11:28:59 / Rating: 244.25 /

Dino

He wandered off to get a glass of water, and decided that nothing, not even the wall he tried to walk through, mattered until he did.

tags: humor ouch [add]

2006-08-11 09:33:10 / Rating: 274.5 /

Eugene

In the days after my mother died, we found innumerable small boxes tucked away in the drawers and corners of our house, on each box a label and on each label a name that was not mine.

tags: childhood death mother forgotten [add]

2006-08-11 09:06:34 / Rating: 410.5 /

aharris

After two years, I finally realized that veal is not made from baby cats.

tags: veal cat humor food [add]

2006-08-10 16:25:20 / Rating: 399 /

Rob

I once drove many a mile to visit the Land of Little Horses and, indeed, they were quite wee.

tags: little horses travel horses [add]

2006-08-10 15:27:11 / Rating: 334.75 /

Dave

A week later, looking for a some sort of sign from beyond after whispering into the ear of my dying aunt a request to say hello to my long dead but fiesty-while-living great grandmother, it suddenly dawned on me that I'd been insatiably horny for days.

tags: naughty grandma [add]

2006-08-10 14:21:08 / Rating: 158.5 /

Brad

It was a mistake to leave Matt in the car to sober up, because it turns out he was in there puking a varitable mix of pure liquid alcohol and huge chunks of roast beef that made me ponder my chewing habits.

tags: vomit puke drinking mistake meat [add]

2006-08-10 14:00:28 / Rating: 318.25 /

Duane

My wife pushed, the baby squalled, and I knew at that moment that the little girl was not mine.

tags: marriage birth [add]

2006-08-10 13:38:33 / Rating: 325.25 /

Darryl

One time, when I was young, I thought I was The Rhino (of Spiderman fame) and put my head through the glass part of our screen door.

tags: childhood humor ouch [add]

2006-08-10 12:38:29 / Rating: 295.25 /

RMC

I jumped off a moving train in Switzerland while traveling with some college friends.

tags: travel jumping vacation college [add]

2006-08-10 12:26:31 / Rating: 347.5 /

Paul

I once convinced multiple people that a music video involving people smashing watermelons to the ground was about life in the future.

tags: childhood mtv music video video watermelons future [add]

2006-08-10 09:26:00 / Rating: 309.25 /

Jen

I once ran the sound for a touring mime company.

tags: humor college mimes irony [add]

2006-08-10 01:45:23 / Rating: 515.75 /

Matt

Two summers ago my roommate and I pulled an all-nighter playing Klax, and then hit up the flea market at 6:00 a.m. for records.

tags: summer flea market [add]

2006-08-09 23:44:47 / Rating: 222.75 /

Matt

A couple in their seventies sat behind me in Clerks II and exclaimed, "That was a great movie!"

tags: movies [add]

2006-08-09 23:40:54 / Rating: 237.25 /

Matt

My friend joined a gym in San Francisco, and he realized something was up when there was no female locker room or clientele.

tags: friend gym [add]

2006-08-09 23:39:18 / Rating: 279 /

Kris

I collected paper towel rolls for weeks, gave them to a group of kids and they created a human marble maze.

tags: creativity kids [add]

2006-08-09 23:28:14 / Rating: 240 /

Elaine A

I went to a Bell Biv DeVoe concert on the night of my senior prom and ended up at a burger joint eating chilli cheese fries alone in the most puffiest of dresses.

tags: prom [add]

2006-08-09 22:34:24 / Rating: 242.25 /

COD

I drove 8 hours round trip to look at a horse with no mane.

tags: horses kids [add]

2006-08-09 16:18:16 / Rating: 290 /

Ryan

I went to a Doug E. Fresh show in high school and left with a bruise on my head after I was hit with a chair.

tags: concert riot chair [add]

2006-08-09 13:11:44 / Rating: 202.75 /

Ryan

When I got lost in San Francisco's Mission District, there was a really scary few-toothed crackwhore that asked me, "So where you staying, hon?"

tags: lost san francisco travel [add]

2006-08-08 18:14:01 / Rating: 259.75 /