Story archives - June 2010

OnlyInMaine

Honest to Pete, he was weedwacking with a chainsaw and picking his nose, shirtless.

tags: humor [add]

2010-06-25 11:14:52 / Rating: 320 /

ad

Time stood still when the radiologist told me about the tumor, but it's spent the last six months catching up.

tags: brain tumor time [add]

2010-06-25 11:13:49 / Rating: 178.75 /

Victoria

Nothing says "you're probably not going to engineering school now" like a teenage pregnancy.

tags: pregnancy [add]

2010-06-25 11:13:02 / Rating: 244.25 /

kitralysis

The same day i hear my therapist say "fuck" for the first time, I learn her cat's name is Sparkles.

tags: irony therapy humour [add]

2010-06-25 11:11:32 / Rating: 256.75 /

Emmy

Note to self: do not eat raw meat.

tags: worms health sickness [add]

2010-06-25 11:10:46 / Rating: 170.75 /

Joy and Sadness

My first child was born on Christmas day, just in time for her great great grandfather to see her on his death bed.

tags: child daughter death birth christmas grandfather [add]

2010-06-25 11:09:10 / Rating: 336 /

Isis

I gave up on trying to compete with my brother the day he actually became a rocket scientist.

tags: humor [add]

2010-06-21 14:05:06 / Rating: 794.75 /

Isis

I was genuinely surprised when I learned that other kids' moms didn't forget to pick them up after school every week.

tags: childhood [add]

2010-06-21 14:04:58 / Rating: 298 /

Tima

She paused, looked at the damage she had already done and realized that the only reason for not ending it all right then that came to her mind was, "You have a test on Monday that you've already studied for."

tags: suicide sadness irony [add]

2010-06-21 14:01:49 / Rating: 280.75 /

Barrel of Monkeys

Watching my family's Christmas dinner over webcam from the ICU was somehow worse than not being there at all.

tags: heart disease hospitals Christmas [add]

2010-06-21 14:01:14 / Rating: 207.75 /

CrackedPepper86

My chest hurts again, only this time I'm not insured.

tags: medical insurance [add]

2010-06-18 14:43:41 / Rating: 207.5 /

secret keeper

I never expected the fact he was learning the violin to be the secret hiding behind his bedroom door.

tags: musical talent secret [add]

2010-06-18 14:42:17 / Rating: 195.25 /

Oliver's Army

Imagine my embarrassment, when losing patience with the deli woman's consistently nodding 'No' to my food orders, when I discovered she had Parkinson's.

tags: humor embarassed mistake misunderstanding [add]

2010-06-18 14:41:46 / Rating: 202.5 /

ThisIsIt

I couldn't help but wonder what was wrong with my female body when I saw that the majority of his "Recent Searches" were for gay porn and homosexual networking sites.

tags: secret boyfriend shock [add]

2010-06-18 14:39:38 / Rating: 177.75 /

r.i.p. Cinnamon

The day my beloved cat died, my best friend asked me, "Well, did he leave you something in the will?" and my day was a whole lot better.

tags: humor death happiness/sadness best friend [add]

2010-06-08 12:09:17 / Rating: 494 /

miss milwaukee's nameless

In his pocket he had a condom, a condom wraper, two broken pens, his mother's pink iPod, a lighter, and a broken cigarette, but no keys.

tags: damnit locked out humor [add]

2010-06-08 12:03:05 / Rating: 220.75 /

WHJ

If my brother were not already dead I would kill him for what he has done to our family.

tags: death overdose grief sadness anger [add]

2010-06-08 12:00:43 / Rating: 306 /

Your Diagnosis is...

When I decided to be a writer as a child after falling in love with Sylvia Plath's poetry, I never counted on being in the same mental institution.

tags: mental illness poetry Slyvia Plath [add]

2010-06-08 12:00:18 / Rating: 400 /

growl owl

Having discovered One Sentence last summer at a job I quit soon after, I find myself rediscovering it almost a year later, at the same job, about to quit again.

tags: work deja vu meta [add]

2010-06-08 11:57:34 / Rating: 225 /

not your average 18 year old

I have received a lot of things that most don't get by 18, PTSD, depression, therapy, violent fantasies, and suicidal thoughts, yet I still haven't had a girlfriend.

tags: 18 PTSD depression therapy violent fantasies suicide girlfriend [add]

2010-06-08 11:53:00 / Rating: 274.75 /

Alone

The hardest thing was driving to the funeral alone.

tags: family [add]

2010-06-08 11:48:44 / Rating: 328.5 /

sadblu

I wept when I found her keys tossed on the coffee table.

tags: pain lost sister death [add]

2010-06-08 11:46:36 / Rating: 279.25 /

Sappho in Georgia

As I held her hand and told her I loved her, I knew the rest of the school would be out for our blood.

tags: love LGBT south sad [add]

2010-06-08 11:45:29 / Rating: 399.25 /

yuni

The one I love is pregnant now, and I should be horrified and angry at their rapist, but somehow it's nice that we can have a kid despite my vasectomy.

tags: rape pregnancy love [add]

2010-06-08 11:45:13 / Rating: 312.75 /

Jane Doe

When I found out I didn't know his real name four months into dating, I knew it probably wasn't going to work out.

tags: humor dating relationships [add]

2010-06-08 11:42:38 / Rating: 290.75 /

J

As my mom drove away, after backing into the corner of our fenced in yard with our 15-passenger van, she yelled at us, "FIX THE FENCE!"

tags: humor crash mom mothers mother driving fence fences fix van yelling yelled driving drove corner [add]

2010-06-08 11:42:09 / Rating: 295.25 /