Michelley P.
It was when he announced over the walkie talkie at work "She puts a smile on my face," that I fell for him.
2010-11-30 12:35:33 / Rating: 451 / 
Story archives - November 2010
Seventeen
My only memory of my dad is being held up to wave goodbye to the ambulance which took him to the hospital where he died.
2010-11-30 12:33:38 / Rating: 514.75 /
T
The 5 words that will hunt me forever are: "Go faster, I dare you."
2010-11-29 12:06:46 / Rating: 579.25 /
zerofourfiveone
I may regret sleeping with him, but I still think that it was the sexiest thing I'd ever heard when he said he was taking Computational Origami.
2010-11-22 15:58:57 / Rating: 571 /
Suicidal
When my family asked me why I tried to kill myself I threw them out of the hospital room telling them to come back when they had the answer, but even now I can hear them arguing loudly in the hallway and I know they'll never figure out the reason.
2010-11-22 15:57:19 / Rating: 588.75 /
Pola Von Slouch
I was looking for a new and funky hairstyle and thought I found one on google images until I realised that when I clicked on it, it took me to a 'White Pride' website, and now I'm seriously questioning my taste in hairstyles.
2010-11-22 15:54:47 / Rating: 521 /
Sammi
My British boyfriend broke up with me after months of refusing to spell color with a u.
2010-11-22 15:54:05 / Rating: 674 /
Hopeful
When I found out about my father's serial infidelity my first thought was a hope that I might have brothers or sisters somewhere.
2010-11-18 16:11:10 / Rating: 498 /
Wren
Six o'clock in the morning found me staring at my bra and wondering just how I was going to put it on without taking off my hoodie and exposing my flesh to the frigid winter air.
2010-11-18 10:36:27 / Rating: 640.75 /
WhitneyfromHouston
He wrote a One Sentence about me in 2007, and now we're getting married on Friday.
2010-11-18 10:29:30 / Rating: 787.75 /
subject
While six months pregnant and sitting in a full doctor's waiting room, the four-year-old I was babysitting declared in her loudest voice, "Your BOOBIES are getting bigger!"
2010-11-16 11:57:52 / Rating: 503 /
middling mad
I was raped, molested, abused, lost, shot, and abandoned, but my biggest fear is taxidermy.
2010-11-16 11:56:35 / Rating: 550.25 /
L
Hopefully, my streak of having to call 911 on Thanksgiving will not continue this year.
2010-11-15 12:56:06 / Rating: 406.25 /
Bree
When I came home my daughter ran up to me and said, "Grandma taught me to burp the alphabet!".
2010-11-12 14:59:41 / Rating: 541.5 /
Megan
The man I love proposed to me whilst hanging upside-down from a tree.
2010-11-11 13:21:36 / Rating: 819.5 /
Fern
While they were fighting over my grandmother's furniture, I was sitting on her bed, looking at the pictures I had sent her of England, finally understanding that she was really gone.
2010-11-11 10:34:22 / Rating: 388 /
work sentence
A friend and I tried making our own version of One Sentence at work, but all we got back were poor motivational one liners and complaints about spammed inboxes.
2010-11-10 15:39:14 / Rating: 294.25 /
Nothing good about grief Charlie Brown
I was laying next to her when she took her last breath, and now I can't seem to catch mine.
2010-11-10 15:36:14 / Rating: 606.25 /
NerdimusPrime
One of the saddest things I've ever heard is when my mother said, "I always wished I could have been just a little bit pretty."
2010-11-05 14:25:41 / Rating: 633.5 /
Lis
You know it's going to be a good day when both pieces of toast land butter side up on the floor.
2010-11-05 14:25:03 / Rating: 575.75 /
Disgruntled
I loved everything about her, so I introduced her to all my friends, and they loved her too, so she slept with all of them.
2010-11-05 14:24:48 / Rating: 751.5 /
overitnow
I walked away from the most attractive girl I have ever seen mid conversation only to find my wife had been sleeping with her boss for several months.
2010-11-05 14:22:00 / Rating: 303.75 /
Erin
When I went online that night, I never expected to make a new friend, and certainly didn't realize that someday we'd get married.
2010-11-04 12:23:52 / Rating: 513.75 /
Greg
Clicking "publish" on that article about toilet paper convinced me that being an editor is terrible for my soul.
2010-11-04 12:21:00 / Rating: 351 /
Zero
Her four-year-old daughter turned to me from her spot in the tree and said, "Climbing trees is more fun than losing mothers."
2010-11-01 15:08:26 / Rating: 460 /
Grimm
I was about to burst into tears when my friend pointed out that the D on my results paper stood for "Distinction".
2010-11-01 14:29:40 / Rating: 274.25 /
NotUpInHurr
Three years ago, I was so ecstatic to be playing with the less talented, B-team football players that I broke my hip on the third play of the game.
2010-11-01 14:28:23 / Rating: 295.75 /
Half Full
It was after I bought my new teapot that I realized I don't actually like tea, I just like to go through the steps of making it.
2010-11-01 12:15:41 / Rating: 285 /
KJ
The first boy I kissed dumped me in the parking lot of the Saint Paul Cathedral on Ash Wednesday, like I was the sacrifice he elected to give up for Lent.
2010-11-01 12:14:43 / Rating: 305.75 /