Dylan
As I was washing my hands I noticed the lack of urinals along the wall and realized I had made this mistake twice in the same day.
2008-04-15 10:06:10 / Rating: 167.5 / 
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rollergirl
My 86-year-old grandmother told me she'd always wanted to "blaze up a fat one."
2008-04-18 10:17:03 / Rating: 166.25 /
Larissa
It took me two years to realize that I'd sacrificed way too much to keep him happy, and I can't believe what finally sent me over the edge was him telling me "I think I'm a werewolf."
2008-04-18 10:19:15 / Rating: 130.25 /
m
It's a heartbreaking moment when your alarm clock goes off and you haven't been to bed yet.
2008-05-01 14:31:58 / Rating: 126 /
Facebook informed me that I'm not actually as important to my best friend as I thought.
2008-04-25 13:57:33 / Rating: 123.75 /
BusyBee
In January we got married, in February we bought a house, in March we took in a 14-year-old boy, and in May I'll turn 22.
2008-04-21 13:55:55 / Rating: 108 /
Dusty
My parents believed that black and white people were equal until I started dating a black man.
2008-04-23 14:54:12 / Rating: 106.75 /
Chad
Today I've identified 15 objects on my desk that could kill a person.
2008-04-25 10:37:37 / Rating: 106.75 /
Poppy
Yesterday my four-year-old married his "girlfriend" and they shared a fruit muffin as their wedding cake.
2008-05-01 14:27:14 / Rating: 99.25 /
futura yellow
She hung herself with the purse I gave her for Christmas.
2008-04-28 12:11:33 / Rating: 99 /
Joy
I hate the jerk who left the Post-It note on my door saying: "Your boyfriend called, he wants to break-up."
2008-04-18 10:20:05 / Rating: 97.5 /
CRACK
When they left me alone with your body, my fist came down so hard I heard your ribs crack.
2008-04-23 14:55:16 / Rating: 97 /
Anselmus
After a month of data entry work involving the customers of a Polish bank, I had to replace the 'c', 'w' and 'z' keys on my keyboard.
2008-04-22 12:12:46 / Rating: 91.5 /
January
I'm so proud of my public urination ticket, I hung it on my wall.
2008-04-23 14:57:02 / Rating: 90 /
kt
The most romantic moment of my life ended with the word "boner."
2008-04-30 14:52:26 / Rating: 89 /
Principessa
Being "friends" with an ex on Facebook is just as bad an idea as being friends with an ex in "real life."
2008-04-15 22:59:36 / Rating: 86.5 /
espo
He sent me flowers on my eighteenth birthday with a note that said "Glad you're legal."
2008-04-23 14:56:56 / Rating: 80.75 /
Out Of It
As I sat in the waiting room, calling relatives about our brand new daughter, I heard "Code blue, maternity ward, recovery room" announced over the PA system.
2008-04-22 12:12:16 / Rating: 77.25 /
Johnson
As I gave him the last 35 cents in my pocket, I realized that the homeless man was now wealthier than I was.
2008-04-21 13:56:50 / Rating: 77 /
lassoprecise
In order to feel as if he had some sort of control over his cancer, my father would search the streets for a dollar in change before each chemo session.
2008-04-21 13:59:16 / Rating: 76.75 /
Lola
In response to how her Spring Break was: "Well, we were jumped by hookers."
2008-04-15 22:59:05 / Rating: 70.75 /
Greg
I always said I hated this city and now that I'm leaving, I'm trying to taste the air for the first time.
2008-04-15 10:04:20 / Rating: 67.25 /
jekylandhydeinone
Part of me wants help, but that part is so small the only thing I'm willing to do is be anonymously cryptic on a website none of my family visits.
2008-04-30 15:03:45 / Rating: 67.25 /
AmericanGirl
When I woke up late one Saturday morning in a hotel room in Jerusalem with an Israeli soldier next to me, I knew I was finally living the dream.
2008-04-15 23:02:31 / Rating: 65.25 /
Perplexious
I used to think a futon was a cross between a crouton and a wonton, and would always get weird looks from the waitstaff when I'd try to order one at an Asian restaurant.
2008-04-28 10:27:35 / Rating: 63 /