Just Dave
I wrapped my jacket around her shaking legs and heard the dull, staccato thud of Steve slamming his fists into one of the men who had raped her, just before I went hunting for the other one.
2010-01-11 14:46:56 / Rating: 526 / 
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thumpersrock
When I came home late and found the lawnmower in my bed, I realized my dad wasn't kidding when he said he wanted the grass mowed "today."
2010-01-27 09:32:14 / Rating: 236.75 /
Momof5
Now that my sister is depressed, mom says it's a "damnable disease," but when I was depressed five years ago, I was just "a bitch".
2010-01-22 09:15:36 / Rating: 219 /
finn
The cop would have given me a speeding ticket had I not been wearing a complete ninja costume that Sunday morning.
2010-01-27 09:27:35 / Rating: 204 /
Customer Support
When she started the call by referring to her computer as her TV, saying she couldn't bring up her "Wahoo," I knew I was in for a fun call.
2010-01-19 16:20:13 / Rating: 196.25 /
Caught with my pants down
Discovering that window washers do still exist and discovering that I had no idea where my pants were happened at the exact same moment.
2010-01-22 09:14:14 / Rating: 173 /
Kasey carroll
My brothers tears covered his face, his eyelashes sticking together, as he stomped his foot down and demanded that my mother stop choking me.
2010-01-22 09:07:00 / Rating: 157.5 /
liz
The day after I lost my virginity, I tried to send my parents the message subliminally by repeatedly setting the thermostat in the house to 69.
2010-01-27 09:28:53 / Rating: 154 /
Katherine
We were married for more years than she's been alive.
2010-01-22 09:09:18 / Rating: 138.25 /
Spare socks...
Rolled up black socks are strikingly similar to my compact umbrella in appearance, not functionality.
2010-01-22 09:08:30 / Rating: 136.75 /
LadyJame
That's when I looked down and realized my fake nail had somehow caught fire, and no one was around to witness it but my fish.
2010-01-14 11:09:41 / Rating: 121.75 /
Host
I was the last person to find out that I have Dissociative Identity Disorder and that one of my personalities has threatened my friends.
2010-01-27 09:29:17 / Rating: 118.5 /
Red
I came out to my family over 6 years ago and the most painful reaction came from my father who said, "I thought you were smarter than that."
2010-01-22 09:14:03 / Rating: 107 /
TPK
I wonder what their lives are like now, whether they're happy, and if they ever let themselves remember the night in 1981 when they were drunk and ran that Volkswagen van off the road playing "chicken."
2010-02-02 12:50:43 / Rating: 100 /
Iceberg
At my mother's funeral, my grandparents argued over the type of lettuce they had eaten the night before and I interrupted them by admitting I was pregnant.
2010-02-02 12:49:54 / Rating: 99.5 /
Wofford
Thanks to my brother, you'll no longer get detention for having blue hair.
2010-02-01 11:21:40 / Rating: 98.75 /
Indy1jeep
I knew what we really were when I realized we had eaten our Christmas Dinner out of a cooler from the back of a pick-up truck.
2010-01-11 14:47:40 / Rating: 88.75 /
Someone
I said no to the coffee but yes to the date.
2010-01-18 17:15:32 / Rating: 88.5 /
Chrinda Jones
As the door to the Taco Bell restroom came crashing over top of me, all I could think to say to him was "I said I'd be out in a minute."
2010-01-13 13:30:19 / Rating: 83.5 /
David
My ex-wife would freeze up every time she told the story of coming home from church as a child and finding all the dolls she had left lined up in tiny chairs replaced by the dead squirrels that her father had killed that morning.
2010-02-05 10:20:12 / Rating: 79 /
Happy
Seeing my mother-in-law tangled up in her electric fence made me happy.
2010-01-22 09:06:46 / Rating: 77.5 /
so what?
The only year I refused to go to my neighbor's Easter party was the year she dropped dead during the party.
2010-01-14 11:09:25 / Rating: 71.75 /
kristi
Today my son not only discovered that he can avoid taking a nap by climbing out of the crib, but also, if he is extra quite and doesn't wake up mommy, he can climb the fridge to eat the rest of the Christmas candy.
2010-01-19 15:34:32 / Rating: 68.5 /
kbh101
I realized the crumbled bit of pill left over resembled a cookie, and laughed out loud at the image of the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street gobbling up Lorazepam.
2010-01-11 16:07:31 / Rating: 68 /
Red Nails
Fast-drying nail varnish doesn't seem like such a great idea when it's splattered all over the leather sofa.
2010-01-11 16:06:47 / Rating: 67.5 /