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saunya

I held my father's hand as he died in that hospital room and realized I'd never held his hand before that moment.

tags: tragedy father death [add]

2006-09-10 00:30:06 / Rating: 1322.25 /

Mourning

Knowing that my miscarriage brought him relief is something I'm not sure I'll ever forget.

tags: miscarriage mourning relationship pain loss [add]

2007-06-22 10:48:05 / Rating: 1266.25 /

Rob

Visiting Virginia, I thought the grocery clerk was calling my newborn son precious when in fact she was telling me in her southern drawl to "press yes" on the keypad.

tags: humor fatherhood misunderstanding pride embarrassment grocery precious [add]

2007-08-06 17:02:46 / Rating: 1230.25 /

David Vanderbyl

Only a few blocks from home my 3-year-old brother opened the rear door of our family's Dodge Polara, and quick as a wink he was gone.

tags: childhood drama [add]

2006-09-02 19:10:06 / Rating: 1158.75 /

Alexandra

As you were breaking up with me, all I could think about were those mornings when you compared the Pop-Tarts and gave me the one with more frosting.

tags: break-up breakfast [add]

2007-10-25 14:10:35 / Rating: 1080 /

Chester

Arriving home after sitting in traffic for two hours, I said to myself, "Oh, wait, I don't live here anymore."

tags: traffic home hours live oops humor [add]

2006-09-14 20:18:39 / Rating: 965 /

Angel

The worst thing about secret girlfriends is that when they get hit by cars you're not supposed to cry.

tags: secrets love lesbian [add]

2006-11-05 14:09:01 / Rating: 919.5 /

petalthrow

One night on ecstasy, I stopped a fight between two drag queens in the ladies restroom and then I made them give each other a hug.

tags: drag queens restroom fight ecstasy odd can't we all just get along? [add]

2007-04-03 14:42:58 / Rating: 832.5 /

Sheryl

When asked to name the one person absent from her life that she missed the most, she responded, "The person I hoped I'd be by this point in my life."

tags: identity self [add]

2006-08-28 14:17:20 / Rating: 820 /

Erik Wennstrom

It was one of those exams that you absolutely must pass if you want to continue in the program, and I failed the set-your-alarm-clock-properly portion.

tags: school test humor sleep alarm clock oversleeping [add]

2006-08-18 12:28:33 / Rating: 760 /

Jesse

She's ruined half of my music library for me.

tags: breakup heartbreak loneliness [add]

2007-06-07 12:42:38 / Rating: 751.5 /

Edie

I conduct job interviews for a living and nothing gives me a better sense of wielding karma than giving the job to the nervous kid instead of the better qualified arrogant prick.

tags: job interviews karma [add]

2007-06-07 09:31:08 / Rating: 727.75 /

Anonymous

I couldn't bear to tell the girl I loved that I was only dreaming and that she was merely a figment of my imagination, so I kissed her, and as the world lost its color, I slowly woke up.

tags: dream love [add]

2006-09-06 09:28:22 / Rating: 724 /

Finster

My friend Bob loved his vinyl records so much that he used to obsess about which ones to save if his house caught fire but when it actually happened he chose his girlfriend instead.

tags: music fire love good decisions [add]

2006-09-02 19:10:40 / Rating: 715 /

migrant picker

I once truly fell in love with an unseen friend-- who refused to meet me in real life, who became the object of my every desire, my muse, the reason I walked this planet-- with every cell of my heart.

tags: romance love obsession [add]

2006-09-09 13:58:29 / Rating: 668 /

Kris

I married my husband on our first date, but it has taken me more than 5 years to decide what colour to paint our dining room.

tags: irony relationships decorating decisions [add]

2006-09-04 11:48:05 / Rating: 658.5 /

WarDamnEagle

There are two kinds of friends in the world: the ones who help you up when you've passed out in a bar and call a cab and the ones that take 'funny' pictures of you.

tags: friends humor drunk bar [add]

2007-11-05 13:20:56 / Rating: 657 /

Beth

Instead of him they sent back a folded flag, and when I was alone I tore it to pieces.

tags: war death [add]

2008-02-13 13:08:48 / Rating: 642.25 /

Carmen

I was only fourteen.

tags: rape teenager [add]

2006-09-27 09:50:22 / Rating: 631.25 /

you know who i am

My mother called me to do a chore and i responded, "What you need, Woman," to which my father chided, "Your mother is NOT a woman!"

tags: humor irony [add]

2006-09-16 09:27:04 / Rating: 627 /

Jabberwocky

I know 18 digits of pi and can recite the quadratic equation, but I still need to make an L with my hand to find out where left is.

tags: high school [add]

2007-06-13 10:09:32 / Rating: 620.5 /

Probably Not Okay

My online dating service matched me with my cousin.

tags: dating incest internet [add]

2007-12-31 11:50:31 / Rating: 593 /

Lost Theories

When I arrived at the memorial site, I couldn't think of anything witty or poignent to write, so I just carved 'I miss you' into the telephone pole that killed you and went home.

tags: death car accident crash [add]

2007-11-12 22:51:31 / Rating: 538 /

Lewis from North Carolina, USA

President Bush killed my father, a soldier whose burned remains are now a part of the Iraqi desert landscape, and I, longing to fit in by supporting something I did not understand, was stupid enough to vote for him the previous year.

tags: politics death regret fatherhood anger Bush President Bush Iraq terrorism 9/11 war [add]

2006-09-11 23:06:50 / Rating: 534.5 /

Jared Seth

A stunning woman in a sexy little sundress got on the subway, and for just a moment I forgot to breathe.

tags: lust beauty [add]

2006-09-15 16:18:51 / Rating: 524.75 /

dooya

Recently I realized that I waste my life on the internet ... and published this insight in a blog.

tags: addiction irony [add]

2006-09-14 10:14:49 / Rating: 524 /

R.Riley

Seeing a 40 year old crack whore wearing a shirt saying "You can't afford me" and knowing she's probably right made me realize I'd hit rock bottom.

tags: humor [add]

2007-12-31 11:57:16 / Rating: 519.75 /

SJ

I told my husband I wanted a new, simple wedding band because the 1.3c diamond I wear is not a symbol of our love but of my greed.

tags: love sincerity greed honesty realization [add]

2008-02-13 13:09:31 / Rating: 515 /

nuccleargirl

Hitting the turkey buzzard on the way to our wedding was the first indication we would never last.

tags: marriage disaster [add]

2007-06-18 23:55:35 / Rating: 511.75 /

Adam

The pedestrian looked concerned, as he bounced off the bonnet of my car.

tags: car accident [add]

2006-09-14 08:55:29 / Rating: 509.25 /

would you put a name on this?

It wasn't until the eulogy ended that I realized I had been thinking about porn instead of listening.

tags: funeral porn guilt [add]

2007-05-24 23:43:50 / Rating: 509 /

DarkSoul Sister

When I opened the door there was a policeman holding my mother's driver's license and throwing uncomfortable glances to the chaplin beside him.

tags: death [add]

2006-10-03 10:50:25 / Rating: 496 /

JuliePatchouli

He longed for me for four years in high school and then forgot; I avoided him for four years in high school and then obsessed for ten about what could have been.

tags: unrequited love obsession irony [add]

2006-09-09 10:17:16 / Rating: 493.75 /

Skye

"For you? Really?" the man in the pharmacy said, surprised, when I asked him to pass me a pregnancy test.

tags: humour humor pregnancy pharmacy chemist test surprise [add]

2006-09-23 12:01:40 / Rating: 491.75 /

Lia

He thought he was invincible.

tags: car wreck brother survival [add]

2006-10-30 00:21:08 / Rating: 486.75 /

dragonsquirrel92

"I was waiting for you," she said, and for an instant I wasn't alone.

tags: love [add]

2006-09-14 22:23:22 / Rating: 478.5 /

Rusty

I took a neuropsychiatric test and realized that I don't have a mental illness after all: I have five.

tags: test mental health crazy [add]

2006-09-15 10:44:28 / Rating: 468.75 /

Shane

I was nearly sent to the hospital because I could not convince the school nurse that my head had always been this shape.

tags: childhood nurse school humor [add]

2006-08-18 12:27:29 / Rating: 465.25 /

cha

It's been so long that I don't even look down your street anymore.

tags: moving on memory [add]

2007-05-31 14:54:55 / Rating: 454.75 /

Meatbomb

It wasn't the sex that proved she loved me, it was the first time she slept with me without having sex that I knew she would be the one.

tags: sex love [add]

2006-09-11 23:20:03 / Rating: 453.5 /

without an anchor

Every one of my many heartbreaks could have been avoided had you not waited until I was 32 to tell me you loved me.

tags: absent fathers failed relationships daughters love [add]

2007-11-20 15:09:53 / Rating: 450.5 /

Erik

I can run about as fast as my dog when I'm barefoot and his leash is attached to a fifteen-pound plastic chair.

tags: humor dog [add]

2006-09-08 11:03:55 / Rating: 445.25 /

Johnny Luddite

As the porter wheeling my gurney down to the operating room took a corner too tightly, crashing my arm into the wall, I reflected that my last utterance on this earth might well be a profanity.

tags: medical bad day profanity hospital [add]

2006-09-14 07:13:46 / Rating: 436.75 /

annabella

I worry he's just waiting for the last Harry Potter book to come out before he kills himself.

tags: suicide harry potter worry [add]

2007-06-14 15:50:00 / Rating: 433.5 /

Ali

She breezed into my technology class, late and toting a beige shoulder bag, and I knew that some time later she was going to be the most wonderful thing in my life.

tags: desire childhood school love [add]

2006-09-09 20:37:45 / Rating: 413.5 /

Doug Weston II

The mysterious animal hissing under the towel turned out to be a can of Right Guard.

tags: humor mistaken identity [add]

2006-09-01 08:40:12 / Rating: 412.25 /

denton

I want to hold her to stop her tears, but I know my girlfriend would not appreciate that.

tags: love [add]

2006-09-12 22:12:46 / Rating: 409.75 /

Shine

I waited two years for a chance with her, but in the end it was she who took the chance with me.

tags: love chance [add]

2006-09-15 10:42:15 / Rating: 406.75 /

Melissa Lyttle

life was so much simpler when i could go peeling through the neighborhood on my bmx bike, topless, with all the boys and not feel an ounce of embarassment, then puberty came and messed everything up.

tags: topless bicycling puberty embarassing childhood teen [add]

2006-06-27 17:34:32 / Rating: 406.25 /

Erik

When I read that the moon is moving away from the Earth at a rate of an inch a year, I knew one day too it would abandon me.

tags: astronomy life lonely [add]

2006-09-11 23:18:21 / Rating: 403.5 /