This is China
The metro security guard was too busy to look at the x-ray of my bag because he was cleaning his nails with a butcher knife.
The metro security guard was too busy to look at the x-ray of my bag because he was cleaning his nails with a butcher knife.
When my Chinese host family told me, "no rice until you finish your beer," I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
In China, they said we couldn't plays cards in the lobby, so we played with candy wrappers instead till the ones with candy still in them won.