Today I made new friends in my dorm by passing out the cupcakes that were left over from my niece's second birthday party that got cancelled because she got a fever so high she had a seizure and stopped breathing until my sister gave her mouth to mouth.
2010-01-27 09:30:19 / Rating: 80.25 / 
Nothing is more embarassing than having to tell the doctors that the stab to my eye that was causing me to get the stitches in my eyelid was all because my sister was trying to write 'loser' on my forehead.
2009-03-10 11:14:57 / Rating: 204.25 /
I was bleeding and in pain, but I had to laugh when the ER nurse asked the guy in the next room, "You swallowed HOW MANY toothbrushes?"
2008-11-14 15:21:37 / Rating: 976.25 /
I suddenly came out of the blackout when the ER doctor informed me that my tendon was no longer attached to my middle finger.
2008-06-27 14:54:17 / Rating: 212 /
It was hard to explain how our sober, designated driver friend was the one with the third degree burns on his ass while the rest of us were fine.
2007-11-20 15:10:54 / Rating: 246 /
When the ER doctor told me that I had broken my hand, I knew that punching the wall had been a bad idea.
2007-08-06 17:07:22 / Rating: 309.5 /
After the emergency room doctor told me I was just having cramps I realized my regular doctor made me waste an afternoon in the hospital.
2007-06-19 11:06:50 / Rating: 236.25 /
