Story archives - tag: "God"

No Getting Over

In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze, smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five angry men; and I still can't get over her.

tags: heartbreak romance breakup drinking smoking God fight [add]

2010-05-03 16:29:12 / Rating: 1231.25 /


I denied my pastor's friend request on Facebook because I don't want to hear about God every time I make a status about how depressed I've become.

tags: God facebook [add]

2009-12-10 14:01:12 / Rating: 513.5 /


Despite the fact that he asks every night, God has not yet answered my five-year-old's prayer asking where mosquitos come from.

tags: children mosquitos God prayer [add]

2009-02-04 14:41:03 / Rating: 521.5 /

What are the odds?

I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.

tags: coincidence telephone humor friends God random [add]

2008-06-10 10:39:09 / Rating: 6671.25 /

I've Tasted Flight

Is it weird that I say a truly genuine, pleading prayer everytime I get into a dressing room with an item of clothing, that God lets it not only fit, but look okay, too?

tags: clothes fat God shopping prayer [add]

2007-07-09 10:09:57 / Rating: 554.75 /


Sometimes God says no to your prayers, so she died.

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2007-04-24 21:13:42 / Rating: 631 /


He salvaged what was left of me and yet it seems that this fact is of little interest to the world.

tags: faith God belief ridicule [add]

2006-12-05 14:32:11 / Rating: 537.5 /