Story archives - tag: "Jesus"


I swore with excitement when my new Bible came in the mail.

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2010-03-17 14:39:56 / Rating: 597 /


After a night of heavy drinking we woke up to find "prunes are gross, Jesus" written on her grandma's bag of prunes, with no explanation as to why.

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2009-08-12 10:28:37 / Rating: 423.75 /


My little cousin asked, "If Jesus was human, does that mean he farted?"

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2009-07-20 10:43:40 / Rating: 827 /


I love giving people the wrong idea about me by wearing a cross around my neck.

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2007-07-30 13:30:59 / Rating: 573.75 /