Story archives - tag: "accidents"


It wasn't because the dog is "poorly trained," but rather because you left the canister of bacon grease at the edge of the kitchen table.

tags: dogs food accidents [add]

2011-05-18 09:24:04 / Rating: 537 /


"One Sentence" helped me stay awake until two in the morning so I could take my second morning after pill.

tags: accidents humor thanks meta [add]

2008-10-06 13:08:30 / Rating: 568.25 /


Just after he hit the road with his face, he thought, "Now I have an excuse for missing class."

tags: injury mistakes accidents [add]

2008-05-28 15:58:34 / Rating: 462.25 /


Actually, I do know where that new dent in your car came from.

tags: accidents secrets cars pride [add]

2008-01-11 14:09:25 / Rating: 780 /


A beautiful, glamorous black woman laid in the trauma bay after her motorcycle crashed and as we cut her clothes off we realized that her pelvis was horribly broken and she would never be the same.

tags: trauma motorcycle beautiful accidents [add]

2007-10-01 13:50:59 / Rating: 531.25 /


Nearing the end of the last meal we ever ate together, a wave of nausea rushed me to the dingy bathroom, leaving her sitting awkwardly in front of an empty plate.

tags: accidents dating [add]

2006-10-01 23:25:44 / Rating: 482.25 /