K
Our papa turned around in the drivers seat to urgently wag his finger at us whilst saying, "Never cook bacon naked!"
2011-06-17 14:00:43 / Rating: 294 / 
Story archives - tag: "advice"
Orange
The last piece of advice that my grandmother ever gave me was, "Don't dip your fries in the ice cream."
2011-03-28 19:15:46 / Rating: 217.5 /
Ali
He looked at me with the most serious face and said "Ali, I'm about to tell you something very important, no matter how good it smells, NEVER try eating shampoo".
2010-08-17 10:40:06 / Rating: 386.5 /
Eliot Scott
When I called my dad, crying, from journalism camp and told him I had no friends, he explained, "Well, Eliot, you're kind of a nerd."
2008-06-23 13:23:36 / Rating: 925.5 /