Not a VIP
I just today realized that you had to pay admission to the art museum after years of my father telling me to walk right in and avoid the people in the uniforms.
2011-05-09 13:56:43 / Rating: 515.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "art"
Happy Wife
As I slowly walked around, sipping my wine, and admiting the paintings, I discovered my husband in the corner of the gallery - watching 101 Dalmatians on a small TV.
2010-09-09 08:24:25 / Rating: 299.5 /
Freak
My grandmother never asked me to go back to Sunday School after I was told to color a picture of Jesus, while going through a 'draw handlebar moustaches and pitchforks on everything' phase.
2009-10-23 12:36:19 / Rating: 456 /
Heather Rose
As I woke up from my nap to find written on my feet "This is my momma and you can't have her," I realized that my child is very, very strange.
2008-09-26 17:46:59 / Rating: 3638 /