I walked out of the drug store with a "Congratulations on your new baby" card, a month's worth of birth control pills, and a coupon for personal hygene wipes wondering what the cashier must be thinking.
2008-07-14 16:57:44 / Rating: 135 / 
I realized what irony was when I reached for my box of birth control hidden in a baby's onesie.
2008-01-16 14:21:53 / Rating: 190.25 /
The fact that I have four children (three being non-identical triplets) after being told I was infertile, just proves that doctors can get things wrong!
2007-10-15 09:40:03 / Rating: 188.75 /
My wife and I promise each other that our love for one another will always come first, but now that our daughter is actually here we both know we're lying when we say it.
2006-10-18 14:27:23 / Rating: 322.5 /
