Story archives - tag: "bar"

stupidlove

I took my wife's sluttiest panties with me to the Kentucky bar exam because they had always been lucky for me.

tags: humor bar bar exam panties luck [add]

2008-08-12 15:04:21 / Rating: 218.75 /

WarDamnEagle

There are two kinds of friends in the world: the ones who help you up when you've passed out in a bar and call a cab and the ones that take 'funny' pictures of you.

tags: friends humor drunk bar [add]

2007-11-05 13:20:56 / Rating: 1027.5 /

Durability Loss

Instead of going to a bar, spending a lot of money and hanging out with stupid vapid people that I can't stand, I stay home and play World of Warcraft.

tags: wow bar warcraft stupid anti-social [add]

2006-09-15 10:44:09 / Rating: 405.5 /

Lch

After twenty minutes of trying to order a p-p-p-pint of larger from the bar with a drunken stammer, I gave in and requested two half's in the same glass!

tags: humor bar pint stammer drunk [add]

2006-08-31 16:17:23 / Rating: 228.75 /