That Guy
The sign said "Out of order," but I really had to pee.
2011-01-04 09:36:47 / Rating: 265.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "bathroom"
Mmmhhm
My sister texted me, "Good luck in there!" while I was in the bathroom.
2009-10-19 14:51:37 / Rating: 273 /
HumbleMan
How was I supposed to explain to my co-workers that the wet spots on my pants were caused by a mosquito flying all around the urinal?
2009-10-12 12:03:37 / Rating: 238.25 /
June
Staring at my brand new iPod, now submerged in a public toilet, I wondered to myself why I ever thought it was a good idea to bring it into the bathrrom in the first place.
2009-01-21 15:03:37 / Rating: 306 /
Ed
He was using the urinal while talking on his cell phone.
2008-10-20 15:17:30 / Rating: 219.75 /
hippie
I lost my virginity to a homeless punk in the bathroom of a schizophrenic's apartment in NYC while my parents believed that I was having a slumber party.
2008-09-08 10:57:24 / Rating: 441.75 /
ViVi
"Hey," he slurred, barely coherent, as he bent over the sink in the womens' bathroom, "help me wash this sea otter."
2008-06-18 09:44:48 / Rating: 610.5 /
Dylan
As I was washing my hands I noticed the lack of urinals along the wall and realized I had made this mistake twice in the same day.
2008-04-15 10:06:10 / Rating: 663 /
Phil
My "friends" must think I have problems with my stomach because all they ever hear is, "Sorry I missed your call 'cuz I was in the bathroom."
2007-10-05 10:23:53 / Rating: 392 /
Martha
I walked into the men's bathroom on accident, and although the guy at the stall gave me a strange look, he unzipped his pants to do his business anyway.
2007-03-14 16:04:10 / Rating: 383 /
jen
While trying to go to the bathroom at the movie theater, I skipped over two stalls without toilet paper and one with pee on the seat before settling on the stall that didn't lock.
2007-02-05 09:50:06 / Rating: 462.5 /
Doom
My dad once told me, "Don't keep the Preparation H too close to the toothpaste," then, after a moment, I realized that he was serious.
2006-10-22 20:30:18 / Rating: 497.5 /
Mike
I passed out while peeing in the dorm room bathroom, and woke up later with my head under a stall door, still unzipped with no idea how long I was there.
2006-06-27 17:36:14 / Rating: 514.75 /