Story archives - tag: "bathroom"

ViVi

"Hey," he slurred, barely coherent, as he bent over the sink in the womens' bathroom, "help me wash this sea otter."

tags: weed confusion bathroom [add]

2008-06-18 09:44:48 / Rating: 218.25 /

Dylan

As I was washing my hands I noticed the lack of urinals along the wall and realized I had made this mistake twice in the same day.

tags: humor bathroom mistake oops [add]

2008-04-15 10:06:10 / Rating: 263 /

Phil

My "friends" must think I have problems with my stomach because all they ever hear is, "Sorry I missed your call 'cuz I was in the bathroom."

tags: friends lie bathroom missed call [add]

2007-10-05 10:23:53 / Rating: 149.75 /

Martha

I walked into the men's bathroom on accident, and although the guy at the stall gave me a strange look, he unzipped his pants to do his business anyway.

tags: embarrassed bathroom [add]

2007-03-14 16:04:10 / Rating: 138.25 /

jen

While trying to go to the bathroom at the movie theater, I skipped over two stalls without toilet paper and one with pee on the seat before settling on the stall that didn't lock.

tags: humor gross bathroom [add]

2007-02-05 09:50:06 / Rating: 163.75 /

Doom

My dad once told me, "Don't keep the Preparation H too close to the toothpaste," then, after a moment, I realized that he was serious.

tags: humor bathroom dad [add]

2006-10-22 20:30:18 / Rating: 162.75 /

Mike

I passed out while peeing in the dorm room bathroom, and woke up later with my head under a stall door, still unzipped with no idea how long I was there.

tags: bathroom unconscious college dorm [add]

2006-06-27 17:36:14 / Rating: 161 /