Story archives - tag: "bite"

Panda Bear

I was almost said it out loud, but then I realized "I almost bit your armpit" is a weird thing to tell someone.

tags: humor armpit bite weird tell realization [add]

2009-03-05 11:39:17 / Rating: 484.25 /

that's not good

My girlfriend "play" bit me on the arm so hard that I "not-so-play" struck her in the head before I could stop myself.

tags: girlfriend bite ouch surprised sorry hit [add]

2008-01-25 13:17:24 / Rating: 565.5 /