my idiot brother..
My family was awoken by gunshots in the middle of the night to find five bulletholes in the front of our suburban house- all because of an argument that took place on facebook.
My family was awoken by gunshots in the middle of the night to find five bulletholes in the front of our suburban house- all because of an argument that took place on facebook.
My mother told me she was considering an offer by a coworker, money for sex.
As I handed Mr. Paul his wife's prescription-strength deodorant, I commented on the nice weather we were having, and he responded, "Once while I was in the Pacific, a cloud followed me around for a year, and all the boys would say, 'Here comes ol' McGinty.'"