While my classmate's very Christian parents were fighting to ban Huckleberry Finn in English class for its profanity, my mom bought me a fictional book for my birthday detailing the lives of Japanese hookers and proceeded to think nothing of it.
2011-06-30 16:15:53 / Rating: 365.25 / 
Today I was fired from Barnes and Noble because a customer complained that I had stocked Christian Bibles in the fiction section.
2009-09-14 11:14:14 / Rating: 695 /
We held up our mother like lonely shelved encyclopedias.
2009-03-17 12:10:22 / Rating: 318 /
I realized what liberal parents I had when my friend got in trouble for reading one of the books I lent her.
2008-07-16 10:54:07 / Rating: 442.5 /
When I got back the textbook I loaned him, I flipped through every page hoping for a love note hidden in the margins.
2008-06-06 17:12:27 / Rating: 670.75 /
I'm too old to read until 2 AM and still expect to be productive the next day.
2008-05-22 12:33:29 / Rating: 400.5 /
I only read the book so I could start reading the fan fiction.
2008-03-21 17:07:36 / Rating: 329.25 /
Every book I have ever read was made up of single sentences.
2007-08-03 15:40:43 / Rating: 466 /
It gives me extreme satisfaction to know that, even though your vacation is something I can only dream of, I'll be finished with the last Harry Potter book before you can even get your spoiled hands on a copy.
2007-07-12 21:19:53 / Rating: 449.75 /
