overitnow
I walked away from the most attractive girl I have ever seen mid conversation only to find my wife had been sleeping with her boss for several months.
I walked away from the most attractive girl I have ever seen mid conversation only to find my wife had been sleeping with her boss for several months.
Nothing is more awkwardly fulfilling than having a child prefer you over their own mother.
Quitting a job that you love is much harder when your boss starts crying in the middle of the conversation.
My boss, who has no college degree and can barely utter a coherent syllable let alone an articulate sentence, is the supervisor of a Yale Graduate with far too much debt.
Running into my uptight, conservative boss at a gay bar was both the most embarrassing and the most gratifying experience of my life.
A failed suicide attempt on Tuesday night makes it hard to care on Thursday when your boss is mad you stayed home sick on Wednesday.
I took note when he pronounced it "lie-berry" so that no one in the office could call me arrogant for considering myself smarter than my boss.
I daresay that the big boss is having an easier time at Club Fed for securities crimes than the lesser boss is having at the pen for kiddie porn.
After my boss told me "I can treat you any way I want to because I pay you," I asked him, "Did they teach you that in MBA school or in church?"
My mouse finger twitched, wanting to mark every e-mail my boss sent me as "spam."