One Sentence archive - tag: "boss"

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Running into my uptight, conservative boss at a gay bar was both the most embarrassing and the most gratifying experience of my life.

2008-10-07 16:53:57 / Rating: 320.5 /

A failed suicide attempt on Tuesday night makes it hard to care on Thursday when your boss is mad you stayed home sick on Wednesday.

2008-08-22 13:56:03 / Rating: 353 /

I took note when he pronounced it "lie-berry" so that no one in the office could call me arrogant for considering myself smarter than my boss.

2008-07-09 17:38:32 / Rating: 138.25 /

I daresay that the big boss is having an easier time at Club Fed for securities crimes than the lesser boss is having at the pen for kiddie porn.

2008-06-03 11:01:16 / Rating: 118.75 /

After my boss told me "I can treat you any way I want to because I pay you," I asked him, "Did they teach you that in MBA school or in church?"

2008-05-07 12:20:58 / Rating: 201.75 /

My mouse finger twitched, wanting to mark every e-mail my boss sent me as "spam."

2007-04-23 11:23:10 / Rating: 204.75 /

Just as my boss began to speak at the company Christmas dinner, she simultaneously sneezed and farted, stopping every fork in midair.

2006-12-05 09:39:03 / Rating: 366.75 /