Story archives - tag: "boss"


I walked away from the most attractive girl I have ever seen mid conversation only to find my wife had been sleeping with her boss for several months.

tags: life wife boss cheating [add]

2010-11-05 14:22:00 / Rating: 384.25 /

Deedee Knickerbocker

Nothing is more awkwardly fulfilling than having a child prefer you over their own mother.

tags: humor children honesty boss no raise karma [add]

2009-10-12 12:00:08 / Rating: 668.25 /


Quitting a job that you love is much harder when your boss starts crying in the middle of the conversation.

tags: resigning job boss [add]

2009-06-26 13:51:22 / Rating: 567.25 /

skankin' rob

My boss, who has no college degree and can barely utter a coherent syllable let alone an articulate sentence, is the supervisor of a Yale Graduate with far too much debt.

tags: boss yale student loan college [add]

2009-04-23 16:08:06 / Rating: 507.25 /


Running into my uptight, conservative boss at a gay bar was both the most embarrassing and the most gratifying experience of my life.

tags: irony humor gay coincidence boss [add]

2008-10-07 16:53:57 / Rating: 1085.5 /


A failed suicide attempt on Tuesday night makes it hard to care on Thursday when your boss is mad you stayed home sick on Wednesday.

tags: suicide suicide attempt overdose OD work stress sick depressed boss [add]

2008-08-22 13:56:03 / Rating: 1014.25 /


I took note when he pronounced it "lie-berry" so that no one in the office could call me arrogant for considering myself smarter than my boss.

tags: boss work idiot [add]

2008-07-09 17:38:32 / Rating: 537.75 /


I daresay that the big boss is having an easier time at Club Fed for securities crimes than the lesser boss is having at the pen for kiddie porn.

tags: crime boss porn perversion lawyers [add]

2008-06-03 11:01:16 / Rating: 466 /


After my boss told me "I can treat you any way I want to because I pay you," I asked him, "Did they teach you that in MBA school or in church?"

tags: work boss slavery I quit [add]

2008-05-07 12:20:58 / Rating: 646 /


My mouse finger twitched, wanting to mark every e-mail my boss sent me as "spam."

tags: work boss e-mail spam frustration [add]

2007-04-23 11:23:10 / Rating: 640.75 /

MIA Robin

Just as my boss began to speak at the company Christmas dinner, she simultaneously sneezed and farted, stopping every fork in midair.

tags: humor work boss [add]

2006-12-05 09:39:03 / Rating: 921.5 /