call me goldie
Cheating on my boyfriend with a gorgeous French man wasn't all it was cut out to be.
2008-08-06 15:09:57 / Rating: 10.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "boyfriend"
Say Aaaahhhh
The vet and I laughed until we cried when my boyfriend almost fainted because she took his cat's temperature rectally.
2008-07-03 12:00:13 / Rating: 123 /
Wannabe
He lied about being being sodomized and having testicular cancer.
2008-05-20 15:13:45 / Rating: 73.5 /
Ana
You stay up doing origami until 1am without realizing I was staring at your back, just waiting for you to lie down beside me.
2008-05-13 10:26:43 / Rating: 131.25 /
Falling.
He wrote eight drafts of "will you go to prom with me?" and I couldn't help but say yes.
2008-05-06 14:51:24 / Rating: 150.5 /
Emily
My current boyfriend saved me from being raped by my old boyfriend and he doesn't even know it.
2008-04-23 14:55:52 / Rating: 158.75 /
Cade
My boyfriend wont go to my senior prom with me.
2008-04-23 14:53:03 / Rating: 75 /
In Love
I think my mom would be surprised to hear that my boyfriend of almost 1 year and I haven't had sex yet, even though we've slept in the same bed many times.
2008-04-02 13:54:30 / Rating: 156.25 /
espo
I'm ninety-six pounds and my boyfriend won't let me eat cake.
2008-04-01 12:10:38 / Rating: 211.75 /
futura yellow
He thought my naval was a "lady part."
2008-04-01 12:05:33 / Rating: 157 /
...!
I told him I have no problem with him seeing me naked, but a bathing suit is a different story.
2008-02-12 12:33:53 / Rating: 271.75 /
jal
It wasn't until after we broke up that I knew I'd marry him someday.
2008-01-14 17:38:25 / Rating: 139.25 /
myth
When I thought of how much my friend has done for his girlfriend, I realized how ugly Helen of Troy must have been that there was only a war because of her.
2007-12-31 11:53:57 / Rating: 198 /
Olivia
He said I was keeping him from God, and I had no idea I had such capabilities.
2007-12-03 15:13:31 / Rating: 236 /
Jenna
He needed that dollar for parking so he smashed the money maze puzzle with a baseball bat.
2007-09-24 09:31:11 / Rating: 130.5 /
Juju
Because of him, I cannot think "Iceland" without crying.
2007-08-28 23:11:03 / Rating: 128.75 /
MJ Hawk
Every time he tells me that by not making a choice I am actually making a choice, I want to take his face and grind it into the floor before tearing his clothes off and smothering him with kisses.
2007-08-21 09:58:03 / Rating: 163.5 /
Shaniqua
I slammed my finger in the till at work today and told my boyfriend it would definitely have to be amputated at the shoulder.
2007-08-01 12:39:52 / Rating: 131 /
Katherine
My mother thinks we're dating because she found the hickies he gave me on my neck.
2007-07-24 16:42:31 / Rating: 133.5 /
Victoria =(
When I found out he got in, I gave him a congratulatory hug that made me feel the farthest I've ever been to him.
2007-06-21 09:58:36 / Rating: 173.75 /
Rebel
My first kiss was June 11, 2007.
2007-06-11 09:29:14 / Rating: 176.75 /
countedx58
I finally stopped keeping in touch with my high school boyfriend when he sent me a list of bad things in history that had happened on my birthday.
2007-06-01 11:30:30 / Rating: 162.5 /
countedx58
My elementary-school boyfriend refused to come out of the closet even to his best friend and then died of AIDS.
2007-06-01 11:30:16 / Rating: 127 /
Kelly #1
As my boyfriend sleeps in my dorm bed next to me, I can't help but hope that one day we can share something bigger than a twin size.
2007-05-10 10:40:31 / Rating: 221.75 /
Brian Gawenus
I would never believe that my ex-wife's new boyfriend's wife would be my new wife.
2007-01-23 14:36:07 / Rating: 149.5 /
Eureka
No matter what happens to me I will never be able to escape the haunting incorrigible realization that my first boyfriend never touched his lips to mine in that lusted display of affection known as a kiss.
2006-11-01 16:22:45 / Rating: 159 /
Eva
My boyfriend thinks it's cool that I check women out with him, but what he doesn't know is that I am more gay than he can imagine.
2006-10-22 15:31:30 / Rating: 189.5 /
bubbles
when i told him i liked him, i worried it would be the end of our friendship, but instead it was the beginning of something so much more wonderful.
2006-09-06 15:34:33 / Rating: 219.25 /