She ended our three-and-a-half year relationship on New Year's Day by telling me she never loved me, so I took back the engagement ring I had been carrying in my pocket and used the money to by a 55-inch plasma television.
tags: break ups relationships love television [add]
2008-12-03 15:06:55 / Rating: 1232 /
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