One Sentence archive - tag: "break-up"

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I can't believe nachos may have just completely ruined us.

2009-04-10 12:54:58 / Rating: 206.25 /

Until that afternoon, I never realized how many songs I had with your name in them.

2009-04-08 16:16:54 / Rating: 234.25 /

If I hadn't sent him the link to a one sentence story after we broke up, then I might not be sitting here next to him and pregnant with his baby.

2008-10-15 15:13:18 / Rating: 405.75 /

While I'm writing this, my girlfriend is breaking up with me through AIM.

2008-06-02 13:20:54 / Rating: 508.25 /

I hate the jerk who left the Post-It note on my door saying: "Your boyfriend called, he wants to break-up."

2008-04-18 10:20:05 / Rating: 335.5 /

I've been watching all the movies you wanted me to see when we were together.

2008-04-08 17:01:58 / Rating: 408.5 /

Seven months after she ruined my life, her name is still in all of my passwords.

2008-02-20 12:50:12 / Rating: 560.25 /

As you were breaking up with me, all I could think about were those mornings when you compared the Pop-Tarts and gave me the one with more frosting.

2007-10-25 14:10:35 / Rating: 3234.75 /

For future reference, "just friends" don't feel each other up on the living room floor.

2007-10-11 11:15:57 / Rating: 523.75 /