Story archives - tag: "break-up"

Talleyrand

While I'm writing this, my girlfriend is breaking up with me through AIM.

tags: alone break-up [add]

2008-06-02 13:20:54 / Rating: 284.25 /

Joy

I hate the jerk who left the Post-It note on my door saying: "Your boyfriend called, he wants to break-up."

tags: rude break-up post-it note sad [add]

2008-04-18 10:20:05 / Rating: 158 /

Flood

I've been watching all the movies you wanted me to see when we were together.

tags: love break-up movies [add]

2008-04-08 17:01:58 / Rating: 180.5 /

Ben

Seven months after she ruined my life, her name is still in all of my passwords.

tags: passwords break-up [add]

2008-02-20 12:50:12 / Rating: 368.75 /

Alexandra

As you were breaking up with me, all I could think about were those mornings when you compared the Pop-Tarts and gave me the one with more frosting.

tags: break-up breakfast [add]

2007-10-25 14:10:35 / Rating: 1309.5 /

Rachel

For future reference, "just friends" don't feel each other up on the living room floor.

tags: friends with benefits betrayal high school friendship crushes break-up [add]

2007-10-11 11:15:57 / Rating: 264.5 /