iPanda
I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.
2009-10-12 11:59:03 / Rating: 118.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "breakup"
Kem
The night I decided to give you my virginity was the night that showed me how much you didn't deserve it.
2009-06-02 08:26:55 / Rating: 263.75 /
Emotional Surgery
Once I saw her YouTube channel, I knew that breaking up with her was going to be a surgically delicate process.
2009-04-07 14:06:56 / Rating: 191.5 /
Lester
I can't get to the library card in my wallet because your picture is in there too.
2009-03-12 13:00:14 / Rating: 267 /
Raines
Breaking up means deauthorizing two computers for iTunes.
2009-02-24 14:29:25 / Rating: 305.5 /
MK--
When I read her breakup email, the first thought that went through my mind was that I would have to watch this week's episode of Battlestar Galactica all by myself.
2009-02-24 10:59:05 / Rating: 454.25 /
Finally
I unfriended them all from my Facebook page because I didn't want them to share my joys or enjoy my sorrow.
2008-12-02 13:06:55 / Rating: 306.5 /
Our relationship ended when she was fantasizing and comparing me to a fiction character: Edward.
2008-10-30 17:16:33 / Rating: 761 /
Jake Justice
As I walked away, it started to rain, and I thought it was a beautiful end to the relationship.
2008-06-13 13:42:08 / Rating: 380.5 /
She
I was fine until dad started crying before me.
2008-05-20 15:11:17 / Rating: 277.25 /
Waitress
I got a job at that restaurant you pointed out to me months ago, hoping that one day you'll walk in without her.
2008-04-08 16:59:59 / Rating: 267.75 /
Ben
I asked her to tell me what the song meant, but a few weeks later she showed me.
2008-03-19 10:03:28 / Rating: 304 /
ray.
If I had known it would've been the last piggyback ride, I would've asked you to carry me much further.
2008-03-03 12:59:02 / Rating: 451 /
jal
It wasn't until after we broke up that I knew I'd marry him someday.
2008-01-14 17:38:25 / Rating: 420.5 /
Olivia
He said I was keeping him from God, and I had no idea I had such capabilities.
2007-12-03 15:13:31 / Rating: 453.25 /
Kevin
I took down the pictures of her, carefully looking at only the corners.
2007-09-13 13:55:26 / Rating: 411.5 /
Just Another Girl
The minute you walked away, I knew you weren't a man.
2007-08-01 12:33:41 / Rating: 397.75 /
Jesse
My girlfriend went away to Hawaii and broke up with me over the phone, so I'm keeping her comforter.
2007-07-06 11:16:52 / Rating: 317.75 /
JJ
You never wrote back, and today I stopped expecting you to.
2007-07-03 17:12:16 / Rating: 389.75 /
Jesse
She's ruined half of my music library for me.
2007-06-07 12:42:38 / Rating: 1808.75 /
Tori J.
He left me for a carpenter name Mike.
2007-06-01 11:22:50 / Rating: 270.75 /
Aeris
The only reason I felt bad when my dad's girlfriend left him was it meant he was coming back to live with us.
2007-02-20 15:23:47 / Rating: 383.25 /
Eureka
My brother bet me $5 that you and I would grow old together, and two days later when you broke up with me I bought five boxes of the most bittersweet twinkies I have ever eaten in my life.
2006-10-22 01:34:27 / Rating: 515.25 /
Claris
He would complain that I wasn't feminine enough, but he left me for a dude.
2006-10-09 14:20:01 / Rating: 504.5 /
Monty
She called me on the phone, and part of me left with her; I am weak and the light is gone from my day.
2006-09-11 14:08:33 / Rating: 355 /
Erik
It was when he wanted "our song" back, he knew it was over.
2006-08-12 05:15:38 / Rating: 238.5 /