First Love
After we broke up, we sat on some church steps and shared a joint, and then he walked me to the bus stop and waved goodbye.
After we broke up, we sat on some church steps and shared a joint, and then he walked me to the bus stop and waved goodbye.
You hid love notes on purple post its all over my room when we were together, and I fear that finding the last one will break my heart all over again.
In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze, smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five angry men; and I still can't get over her.
I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.
The night I decided to give you my virginity was the night that showed me how much you didn't deserve it.
Once I saw her YouTube channel, I knew that breaking up with her was going to be a surgically delicate process.
I can't get to the library card in my wallet because your picture is in there too.
Breaking up means deauthorizing two computers for iTunes.
When I read her breakup email, the first thought that went through my mind was that I would have to watch this week's episode of Battlestar Galactica all by myself.
I unfriended them all from my Facebook page because I didn't want them to share my joys or enjoy my sorrow.
Our relationship ended when she was fantasizing and comparing me to a fiction character: Edward.
As I walked away, it started to rain, and I thought it was a beautiful end to the relationship.
I got a job at that restaurant you pointed out to me months ago, hoping that one day you'll walk in without her.
I asked her to tell me what the song meant, but a few weeks later she showed me.
If I had known it would've been the last piggyback ride, I would've asked you to carry me much further.
It wasn't until after we broke up that I knew I'd marry him someday.
He said I was keeping him from God, and I had no idea I had such capabilities.
I took down the pictures of her, carefully looking at only the corners.
The minute you walked away, I knew you weren't a man.
My girlfriend went away to Hawaii and broke up with me over the phone, so I'm keeping her comforter.
The only reason I felt bad when my dad's girlfriend left him was it meant he was coming back to live with us.
My brother bet me $5 that you and I would grow old together, and two days later when you broke up with me I bought five boxes of the most bittersweet twinkies I have ever eaten in my life.
He would complain that I wasn't feminine enough, but he left me for a dude.
She called me on the phone, and part of me left with her; I am weak and the light is gone from my day.