Story archives - tag: "burn"

Brandi D

I have freezer burn on my chest and under my boobs because I reasoned that a popsicle held up in my bra would be a great personal air conditioner.

tags: burn boobs [add]

2011-09-16 12:57:47 / Rating: 379 /


I have been cooking professionally for 12 years and the worst burn I ever got was from a pop-tart.

tags: cooking work pop tart burn [add]

2009-02-06 14:09:37 / Rating: 806.25 /

It Burns

The regret came not when I chopped chilli for tea but much later on, when I picked my nose.

tags: humor burn food nose ouch tea regret [add]

2007-03-27 17:12:16 / Rating: 849.25 /