Story archives - tag: "candy"

Jacob Mc

It was only until after we had pooled our money together and bought 250 of them, that we realized Cadbury Eggs are an Easter candy, not a Valentine's Day one.

tags: candy valentine's day humor delicious anyway [add]

2011-02-14 13:14:25 / Rating: 549.75 /


That's when I realized it probably wasn't a good idea to eat a lollipop while dancing in the shower.

tags: candy lots of blood shower ouch [add]

2010-08-17 14:36:18 / Rating: 390.75 /


I didn't tell her the candy she popped in her mouth had just been half-eaten by the dog.

tags: dog gross candy sisters [add]

2008-07-16 10:53:46 / Rating: 532.25 /


I realized the world had changed from when I was a kid when they not only took all the candy but also the bowl we'd had for 20 years.

tags: halloween candy greed lost innocence [add]

2008-07-08 09:54:34 / Rating: 519 /


I informed my husband that I wanted a divorce after he told me that he doesn't like marshmallows.

tags: humor funny food sweet candy [add]

2007-08-14 16:58:54 / Rating: 674.75 /


Using my $40 lightsaber, I fought with the mini-Darth Maul using my Sith-like mind tricks, and I won his bag of candy.

tags: halloween humor victory darth maul lightsaber candy [add]

2006-10-25 11:03:15 / Rating: 661.5 /