Story archives - tag: "cars"

Charlie G

On a one lane dirt road 30 miles deep into a rain soaked state forest it finally occurs to me, this is no place for my Toyota Corolla.

tags: forest Toyota Corolla mistake cars road [add]

2012-08-01 11:03:10 / Rating: 598.75 /

crash and boom

Narrowly avoiding being hit by the car, I yelled, "Hey, this is a one-way street!" and he yelled back, "I am only going one way!"

tags: cars signs humor laughter [add]

2009-11-06 14:29:39 / Rating: 668.25 /


The very second I lost my virginity, a car outside my room sounded their custom Dukes of Hazard horn.

tags: college cars sex humor [add]

2009-07-13 16:03:04 / Rating: 672 /


Actually, I do know where that new dent in your car came from.

tags: accidents secrets cars pride [add]

2008-01-11 14:09:25 / Rating: 780.25 /

Queen of Cupcakes

The young lady who bought my '78 Toyota Celica for three grand paid for it with fives and tens and four jars of linty coins.

tags: cars money [add]

2008-01-11 13:58:27 / Rating: 552.5 /


In the past 24 hours, I have seen 9 cars with Menorahs on their roofs.

tags: judaism hannukah cars decorations [add]

2006-12-27 11:53:15 / Rating: 426.25 /


Only later did I realize that the taxi driver wasn't making an obscene gesture, but rather, trying to inform me that I had left a box of takeout on the roof of my car.

tags: food cars taxi mistakes oops [add]

2006-12-18 13:59:44 / Rating: 927.25 /


After we put out the fire in the front seat, we drank some of the beer that was in the cooler in the back seat.

tags: fire beer cars [add]

2006-09-04 21:11:05 / Rating: 676.25 /