Madeline
I'd broken it, and after hastily putting it back together I waited until the cat brushed by so I could watch it fall again.
2009-12-07 16:47:01 / Rating: 99.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "cat"
tiredalarmclock
As the vet inserted the needle, I noticed that my kitty was still purring.
2009-09-18 15:16:21 / Rating: 259 /
pikachu
My crazy Polish dad came inside after digging a hole for a new tree in the backyard, holding the skull of "Speedy," my cat who had died months before and said, "Look, it's Speedy! Meow!"
2009-05-11 11:06:10 / Rating: 718.25 /
KC
My mom's old cat still insists on purring when he sees me, even though a tumor on his vocal chords means he can't breathe when he does so.
2009-03-09 12:13:26 / Rating: 728.75 /
Lost...
Of all the things I thought I would be doing on my birthday, begging my cat to just let go and die peacefully in her sleep so I wouldn't have to take her to the vet to be put down was not one of them.
2009-02-12 11:20:12 / Rating: 205.5 /
Ubiquitous
My cat died almost a year ago, but I still find her hair on my clothes and blankets sometimes.
2009-01-30 12:46:44 / Rating: 403.25 /
wildpen
My cat challenged me to a game of "Guess Where I Pooped Before You Step In It" and I lost.
2009-01-28 16:26:35 / Rating: 793.25 /
zanna
We weren't sure how to tell the people at the other end that it was the cat who had knocked down the phone and dialed their number.
2009-01-23 11:44:17 / Rating: 205.5 /
Anke Wehner
I imagine the public service crew pruning trees was surprised when the zoo borrowed their lift platform to get a cheetah out of a tree.
2009-01-20 12:30:15 / Rating: 181.5 /
sarahlove
I let my cat eat chocolate last week and swear to god we've been best friends ever since.
2008-10-10 11:16:25 / Rating: 255.75 /
felinefevah
I panicked, thinking my precious fluffy cat had a tumor, until I realized he just had a Cocoa Puff stuck to his ass.
2008-07-18 01:26:39 / Rating: 661.75 /
Eric
It's difficult to explain to my 10 year-old sister that I had really no idea the cat was sleeping under the car when I left for school.
2008-07-15 10:21:01 / Rating: 207.5 /
abbi
I'm staying in the basement of a couple's house, and I swear they send their cats downstairs to spy on me.
2008-06-06 17:11:15 / Rating: 238 /
I've Tasted Flight
Even though it was lodged somewhere in the bowels of the toilet, we could still hear it chirping.
2008-05-21 15:35:22 / Rating: 290.25 /
juju
I vacuumed, on purpose, the rug and, acidentally, the cat.
2008-03-21 17:09:08 / Rating: 399.5 /
Cat Lover
When I looked in the cot and saw you both snuggled up together in a perfect cuddle, I realised that the bloody cat had been tolerating me until you were born.
2008-02-05 10:35:37 / Rating: 427.75 /
Sasha
I just couldn't understand why my mother had no reaction when I informed her that her cat's name meant "penis" in another language.
2007-04-25 15:52:51 / Rating: 388.25 /
Atherness
When we brought in the eighth cat for the second time, I remember thinking, "This is yet another step on the pathway to Crazy Cat Ladyhood."
2007-01-01 19:57:30 / Rating: 347.25 /
Jim Ware
As she bandaged my hands I told her of my new plans for worming the cat.
2006-12-27 11:53:48 / Rating: 416.75 /
aharris
After two years, I finally realized that veal is not made from baby cats.
2006-08-10 16:25:20 / Rating: 399 /