Story archives - tag: "cats"


I was on my third glass of whiskey when the stray cat I let in out of the rain began giving birth to kittens on my couch.

tags: humor surreal cats drinking [add]

2011-11-11 15:10:16 / Rating: 703 /


I gave my cat a toy mouse and she reciprocated with a real one.

tags: cats presents [add]

2011-05-18 09:23:21 / Rating: 580.75 /

Bones Fanatic

My sister found her hanging by her collar under my bed and I thought my life was over, until a week later her younger sisters came into my life and I realized I still had the capacity to love.

tags: cats unconditional love willow and lilli death by strangulation [add]

2011-04-04 12:32:42 / Rating: 352 /


Those jerks finally learned that they can't get away with spraying my kittens with pesticide when I'm not home.

tags: cats pesticide roach spray apartment hate [add]

2011-02-03 09:03:21 / Rating: 491.25 /

Leon Lion

I woke up cramped in the fetal position on my couch, and turned to see my dog and two cats spread out leisurely on my bed.

tags: pets cats dogs their human [add]

2010-02-09 12:25:23 / Rating: 604.75 /


My cat prefers dog food.

tags: humor cats dog food [add]

2009-06-26 13:42:48 / Rating: 437.25 /


It is not lost on me that taking my cat to a pet psychiatrist suggests I might need a human one myself.

tags: humor psychiatry cats [add]

2008-12-25 23:00:29 / Rating: 563.5 /

Say Aaaahhhh

The vet and I laughed until we cried when my boyfriend almost fainted because she took his cat's temperature rectally.

tags: medical humor cats boyfriend vet [add]

2008-07-03 12:00:13 / Rating: 723.5 /


I was told that the cat got an infected nipple from licking himself too much when no one is home.

tags: funny gross cats [add]

2008-05-13 10:28:52 / Rating: 600.25 /


The only special thing I did for Earth Day was bury my cat in the back yard.

tags: earth day cats death [add]

2008-04-25 11:18:17 / Rating: 565.25 /

No Secret

Gas the cat was rescued from the pound as a kitten along with his brother Chambers.

tags: cats rescue [add]

2008-01-08 10:16:27 / Rating: 564 /


The only thing harder than giving a kitten a bath is giving two kittens a bath.

tags: kittens cats baths pets difficulty claws [add]

2007-11-09 11:03:04 / Rating: 622 /


My cats and I slept through the afternoon with limbs askew like old forgotten puppets.

tags: animals cats puppets naps time [add]

2007-11-07 16:31:31 / Rating: 617 /


My kittens are in the shower, trying to catch the drops falling from the shower head.

tags: pets cats shower drops water cute [add]

2007-08-01 12:36:39 / Rating: 761.75 /


I still believe it was you who killed the cat.

tags: cats suspicion murder [add]

2007-07-10 14:20:44 / Rating: 483.75 /


I didn't know the stupid cat had been my best friend for fifteen years until I realized he was refusing to let himself die unless I was there to hold him.

tags: cats death [add]

2007-06-19 17:16:24 / Rating: 991.75 /


I sat by a peat fire in Ireland and picked fat ticks out of a orange cat with heated tweezers for three hours while reading Joyce.

tags: travel ireland cats joyce [add]

2007-06-11 16:14:10 / Rating: 576.75 /