J
I was on my third glass of whiskey when the stray cat I let in out of the rain began giving birth to kittens on my couch.
2011-11-11 15:10:16 / Rating: 552 / 
Story archives - tag: "cats"
Phil
I gave my cat a toy mouse and she reciprocated with a real one.
2011-05-18 09:23:21 / Rating: 509 /
Bones Fanatic
My sister found her hanging by her collar under my bed and I thought my life was over, until a week later her younger sisters came into my life and I realized I still had the capacity to love.
2011-04-04 12:32:42 / Rating: 281.5 /
sweetb
Those jerks finally learned that they can't get away with spraying my kittens with pesticide when I'm not home.
2011-02-03 09:03:21 / Rating: 397.25 /
Leon Lion
I woke up cramped in the fetal position on my couch, and turned to see my dog and two cats spread out leisurely on my bed.
2010-02-09 12:25:23 / Rating: 467 /
RingoW
My cat prefers dog food.
2009-06-26 13:42:48 / Rating: 338 /
Crazy
It is not lost on me that taking my cat to a pet psychiatrist suggests I might need a human one myself.
2008-12-25 23:00:29 / Rating: 455.5 /
Say Aaaahhhh
The vet and I laughed until we cried when my boyfriend almost fainted because she took his cat's temperature rectally.
2008-07-03 12:00:13 / Rating: 600.75 /
whatever
I was told that the cat got an infected nipple from licking himself too much when no one is home.
2008-05-13 10:28:52 / Rating: 491.5 /
yesmistress
The only special thing I did for Earth Day was bury my cat in the back yard.
2008-04-25 11:18:17 / Rating: 463.5 /
No Secret
Gas the cat was rescued from the pound as a kitten along with his brother Chambers.
2008-01-08 10:16:27 / Rating: 495.75 /
Limey
The only thing harder than giving a kitten a bath is giving two kittens a bath.
2007-11-09 11:03:04 / Rating: 482.5 /
incitemaybe
My cats and I slept through the afternoon with limbs askew like old forgotten puppets.
2007-11-07 16:31:31 / Rating: 535.25 /
Tammii
My kittens are in the shower, trying to catch the drops falling from the shower head.
2007-08-01 12:36:39 / Rating: 598.75 /
Ahera
I still believe it was you who killed the cat.
2007-07-10 14:20:44 / Rating: 406.75 /
Hazardous
I didn't know the stupid cat had been my best friend for fifteen years until I realized he was refusing to let himself die unless I was there to hold him.
2007-06-19 17:16:24 / Rating: 904.25 /
fivekay
I sat by a peat fire in Ireland and picked fat ticks out of a orange cat with heated tweezers for three hours while reading Joyce.
2007-06-11 16:14:10 / Rating: 480.75 /