One Sentence archive - tag: "cell phone"

seven6eight

She awoke from her slumber to answer her cell phone, but it was the radio that was playing her song.

2009-04-27 15:20:05 / Rating: 234.5 /

He was using the urinal while talking on his cell phone.

2008-10-20 15:17:30 / Rating: 219.75 /

A hooker stole my cell phone, called my wife, and now I'm in trouble.

2008-05-30 10:11:06 / Rating: 522.75 /

I've changed cell phones so many times that I don't even mourn the loss of my numbers anymore.

2008-05-21 09:33:44 / Rating: 269.25 /

She accidentally picked the wrong contact, sending a dirty text message to her Dad rather than her boyfriend Dan.

2007-11-07 16:30:37 / Rating: 459.25 /

After leaving that nightmare of a job, I still hear the phantom cell phone ring I used to carry around 24/7.

2007-10-15 09:40:38 / Rating: 270 /

My %$#$ puppy ate another &$^# cell phone today because my $&#^ daughter left it out where he could get it.

2007-09-28 17:10:19 / Rating: 298.5 /