Story archives - tag: "cheese"


she hates melted cheese, but wants pizza.

tags: cheese pizza [add]

2012-10-08 00:41:59 / Rating: 526.5 /


I remember fighting with my sisters over who would make what breakfast item, when my mother finally had it and yelled "You make the grits and I'll cut the cheese!"

tags: breakfast grits cheese humor childhood rofl [add]

2009-10-06 20:34:33 / Rating: 506.5 /


Imagine my surprise this morning on the train, when I reached into my purse and found a block of cheese.

tags: grocery shopping commute forgetting cheese [add]

2009-08-20 10:14:09 / Rating: 454.75 /

Dumb American, I guess

When I asked for American cheese on my sandwich at a Subway in Vancouver, the girl replied, "Um, this is CANADA, we have SWISS cheese here."

tags: cheese Subway sandwich Canada [add]

2009-08-10 09:12:24 / Rating: 508 /


He gently suggested that perhaps I consider broadening my cheese horizons and I almost burst into tears.

tags: stress boyfriends humor cheese [add]

2008-01-18 10:52:54 / Rating: 587.5 /


Was the five minutes you spent waiting to put the gum in my hair worth the twenty seconds I'll spend coating your locker in aerosol cheese?

tags: high school revenge bullies gum hair cheese [add]

2008-01-18 10:46:25 / Rating: 766 /


Processed cheese sticks last forever.

tags: cheese [add]

2007-08-30 16:45:04 / Rating: 346.25 /


They thought it was weird that I ate molasses on my cheese.

tags: humor food molasses cheese [add]

2007-06-14 14:56:59 / Rating: 604.75 /


There's this really odd old nasty cheese-like smell that reminds me of him because it's what the park bench smelled like on our first date.

tags: first date smell park bench cheese [add]

2006-10-25 11:03:39 / Rating: 592.5 /