frustratedmom
she hates melted cheese, but wants pizza.
2012-10-08 00:41:59 / Rating: 410 / 
Story archives - tag: "cheese"
Elayne
I remember fighting with my sisters over who would make what breakfast item, when my mother finally had it and yelled "You make the grits and I'll cut the cheese!"
2009-10-06 20:34:33 / Rating: 348.5 /
liz
Imagine my surprise this morning on the train, when I reached into my purse and found a block of cheese.
2009-08-20 10:14:09 / Rating: 372.25 /
Dumb American, I guess
When I asked for American cheese on my sandwich at a Subway in Vancouver, the girl replied, "Um, this is CANADA, we have SWISS cheese here."
2009-08-10 09:12:24 / Rating: 436.25 /
spacegirl
He gently suggested that perhaps I consider broadening my cheese horizons and I almost burst into tears.
2008-01-18 10:52:54 / Rating: 499.75 /
Crow
Was the five minutes you spent waiting to put the gum in my hair worth the twenty seconds I'll spend coating your locker in aerosol cheese?
2008-01-18 10:46:25 / Rating: 661 /
Juju
Processed cheese sticks last forever.
2007-08-30 16:45:04 / Rating: 295.75 /
Jen
They thought it was weird that I ate molasses on my cheese.
2007-06-14 14:56:59 / Rating: 498.25 /
Eureka
There's this really odd old nasty cheese-like smell that reminds me of him because it's what the park bench smelled like on our first date.
2006-10-25 11:03:39 / Rating: 490 /