Story archives - tag: "cheese"

spacegirl

He gently suggested that perhaps I consider broadening my cheese horizons and I almost burst into tears.

tags: stress boyfriends humor cheese [add]

2008-01-18 10:52:54 / Rating: 178 /

Crow

Was the five minutes you spent waiting to put the gum in my hair worth the twenty seconds I'll spend coating your locker in aerosol cheese?

tags: high school revenge bullies gum hair cheese [add]

2008-01-18 10:46:25 / Rating: 297.5 /

Juju

Processed cheese sticks last forever.

tags: cheese [add]

2007-08-30 16:45:04 / Rating: 100 /

Jen

They thought it was weird that I ate molasses on my cheese.

tags: humor food molasses cheese [add]

2007-06-14 14:56:59 / Rating: 174.25 /

Eureka

There's this really odd old nasty cheese-like smell that reminds me of him because it's what the park bench smelled like on our first date.

tags: first date smell park bench cheese [add]

2006-10-25 11:03:39 / Rating: 198.25 /