We told my older sister that if she had wanted to decorate the tree with us, then she she should have gone to community college.
2010-01-27 09:28:24 / Rating: 56.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "christmas"
Bill Coffin
Just as I was about to tell my eight-year-old daughter the truth about Santa Claus, she said she was going to ask him to end the war in Iraq.
2009-11-25 08:53:38 / Rating: 525.5 /
Frustrated
"I'm not sure how I'm going to buy them Christmas presents this year" she said, after realizing that he owed her over $6,000 in child support.
2009-01-19 15:06:50 / Rating: -581.75 /
twisted babysitter
After I convinced the kids I had gotten them duct tape and underwear for Christmas, they were quite appreciative of their real gifts.
2008-12-25 23:02:05 / Rating: 267.5 /
islandbrian
Moments after my three year old son stated, "I help Daddy," I came to realize that our Christmas tree was on fire.
2008-12-17 21:52:09 / Rating: 423.75 /
Thomas
As I sat in the church pew watching a movie on Jesus, I got a laugh out of the woman next to me as she was caught off guard by having to explain what a circumcision was to her young boys as it played out on the screen.
2008-12-08 17:27:36 / Rating: 153.25 /
Angie
My sheltered, religious friend was crushed when she discovered that her family's "Christmas smell" -- the special aroma that she had only ever smelled on Christmas morning -- was, in fact, pot.
2008-04-07 14:23:05 / Rating: 693 /
shaytertot
They didn't have the DVD she wanted at Wal-Mart, so I bought her a big red bong for Christmas instead.
2007-12-27 12:21:24 / Rating: 306.75 /
Spike
The same year I started cutting in high school, Christmas lost its magic.
2007-09-19 15:05:30 / Rating: 292.5 /
Steffany Williams
Christmas Eve is one hell of a time to learn that some old wives' tales are true.
2007-07-09 10:10:38 / Rating: 305.5 /
Silence
The day he left, Christmas Eve, he told me he'd found another.
2007-01-01 12:36:42 / Rating: 245.25 /
Ruben C.
She tore out my heart, yet still on Christmas morning I received a cheerful message from her as if nothing had happened.
2006-12-30 13:53:55 / Rating: 339 /
call me dave
Christmas will be hard this year with two girlfriends.
2006-10-03 15:40:28 / Rating: 314 /
Gilgongo!
My father smiled at me accross the Christmas dinner table and I heard quite clearly the sound of sleighbells.
2006-09-28 15:56:22 / Rating: 294 /