We told my older sister that if she had wanted to decorate the tree with us, then she she should have gone to community college.
Story archives - tag: "christmas"
Bill Coffin
Just as I was about to tell my eight-year-old daughter the truth about Santa Claus, she said she was going to ask him to end the war in Iraq.
Frustrated
"I'm not sure how I'm going to buy them Christmas presents this year" she said, after realizing that he owed her over $6,000 in child support.
twisted babysitter
After I convinced the kids I had gotten them duct tape and underwear for Christmas, they were quite appreciative of their real gifts.
islandbrian
Moments after my three year old son stated, "I help Daddy," I came to realize that our Christmas tree was on fire.
Thomas
As I sat in the church pew watching a movie on Jesus, I got a laugh out of the woman next to me as she was caught off guard by having to explain what a circumcision was to her young boys as it played out on the screen.
Angie
My sheltered, religious friend was crushed when she discovered that her family's "Christmas smell" -- the special aroma that she had only ever smelled on Christmas morning -- was, in fact, pot.
shaytertot
They didn't have the DVD she wanted at Wal-Mart, so I bought her a big red bong for Christmas instead.
Spike
The same year I started cutting in high school, Christmas lost its magic.
Steffany Williams
Christmas Eve is one hell of a time to learn that some old wives' tales are true.
Silence
The day he left, Christmas Eve, he told me he'd found another.
Ruben C.
She tore out my heart, yet still on Christmas morning I received a cheerful message from her as if nothing had happened.
call me dave
Christmas will be hard this year with two girlfriends.
