Story archives - tag: "church"


At church on Easter Sunday, I found myself sitting between my best friend and her brother, but one could also say I was sitting between a rapist and a drug dealer.

tags: easter church [add]

2011-05-19 13:59:22 / Rating: 512.5 /


My family always joked I started going to church because I was having sex with the pastor, but that didn't come until much later.

tags: sex love religion church family [add]

2010-03-09 11:50:16 / Rating: 776.5 /

The Lorris

When my pastor jokingly texted me the message 'Dude, you should really stop fantasizing about licking whipped cream off my buttcheeks...' I realized that I really do fit in there.

tags: church pastor religion best friends inappropriate?...nah [add]

2009-10-23 12:28:40 / Rating: 648.5 /

Church Girl

As if half the congregation sneezing wasn't enough, the priest coughed several times into his hands and proceeded to give us all communion with those same hands.

tags: church germs unsanitary no wonder everyone is sick [add]

2009-02-17 13:41:32 / Rating: 388.75 /

Church Girl

After working at my church, I went to check on a car that was left running in the middle of the parking lot, but after glancing in the window, I departed quickly, hoping none of the priests would decide to investigate.

tags: church parking lot making out not-so-holy behavior [add]

2009-01-27 10:27:41 / Rating: 415.75 /

Five Hours

After calculating that I wasted 6500 hours in church the first 25 years of my life, I vowed to spend 6500 hours doing volunteer work that would actually make a difference in the world.

tags: church waste volunteer [add]

2008-10-21 16:49:52 / Rating: 5628 /


Every time my former pastor asks me when I'm going back to church, I make excuses and evade telling him I converted to Paganism.

tags: religion paganism church evade lies [add]

2008-02-29 12:45:49 / Rating: 584.75 /

Mollyanne O'Hogan

I hope he meets her at bible college and that they get married and start a church on one of the unreached street corners of Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.

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2007-09-28 17:08:35 / Rating: 379.75 /


I found that I had to stop going to confession because I was telling the priest too many lies.

tags: church lies confession [add]

2007-03-16 13:43:18 / Rating: 634.75 /