Iliure
At church on Easter Sunday, I found myself sitting between my best friend and her brother, but one could also say I was sitting between a rapist and a drug dealer.
2011-05-19 13:59:22 / Rating: 454.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "church"
Lore
My family always joked I started going to church because I was having sex with the pastor, but that didn't come until much later.
2010-03-09 11:50:16 / Rating: 609.75 /
The Lorris
When my pastor jokingly texted me the message 'Dude, you should really stop fantasizing about licking whipped cream off my buttcheeks...' I realized that I really do fit in there.
2009-10-23 12:28:40 / Rating: 531.25 /
Church Girl
As if half the congregation sneezing wasn't enough, the priest coughed several times into his hands and proceeded to give us all communion with those same hands.
2009-02-17 13:41:32 / Rating: 321 /
Church Girl
After working at my church, I went to check on a car that was left running in the middle of the parking lot, but after glancing in the window, I departed quickly, hoping none of the priests would decide to investigate.
2009-01-27 10:27:41 / Rating: 316.5 /
Five Hours
After calculating that I wasted 6500 hours in church the first 25 years of my life, I vowed to spend 6500 hours doing volunteer work that would actually make a difference in the world.
2008-10-21 16:49:52 / Rating: 5300.25 /
Religion...
Every time my former pastor asks me when I'm going back to church, I make excuses and evade telling him I converted to Paganism.
2008-02-29 12:45:49 / Rating: 476 /
Mollyanne O'Hogan
I hope he meets her at bible college and that they get married and start a church on one of the unreached street corners of Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.
2007-09-28 17:08:35 / Rating: 315 /
Kurtus
I found that I had to stop going to confession because I was telling the priest too many lies.
2007-03-16 13:43:18 / Rating: 563.25 /