Story archives - tag: "clothes"

Respect

Never could I have conceived that my own father would laugh at my kilt.

tags: trust parents clothes stupid [add]

2008-03-25 10:46:19 / Rating: 119.75 /

I've Tasted Flight

Is it weird that I say a truly genuine, pleading prayer everytime I get into a dressing room with an item of clothing, that God lets it not only fit, but look okay, too?

tags: clothes fat God shopping prayer [add]

2007-07-09 10:09:57 / Rating: 171.75 /

Eureka

The first man to ever lend me clothing was outrageously gay, and he only gave me the socks so I wouldn't drag my wet ones on the floors.

tags: men chivalry gay socks clothes wet floor [add]

2006-10-22 01:33:23 / Rating: 168.75 /

Ryan

I wore plaid pants to school once in second grade and totally shouldn't have.

tags: humor clothes childhood school embarrassing [add]

2006-06-28 12:41:06 / Rating: 190 /