Story archives - tag: "clumsy"


As I waited in the emergency room, I tried to think of the best way to explain in one sentence how I ended up with a nail in my foot and a severe burn on my elbow.

tags: pain clumsy emergency room [add]

2010-03-30 14:56:56 / Rating: 351.75 /


As I got out of the truck, I happily exclaimed "I didn't fall!" and proceeded to walk straight into the mirror of the car parked next to us.

tags: clumsy typical [add]

2009-11-16 22:25:41 / Rating: 251.5 /


Unlikely activities where I've hurt myself: sitting down at a desk, getting up from a desk, getting in a car, playing guitar, using a broom.

tags: bruise injure pain sore clumsy accident hurt unlikely surprise [add]

2009-07-21 09:56:53 / Rating: 475.5 /


As soon as he said "Be careful," I fell down the stairs, breaking both the typewriter and my finger.

tags: irony injury clumsy [add]

2008-04-02 15:23:21 / Rating: 566 /


I've chopped off two fingertips in the last 3 months, and never once regretted my career choice.

tags: cooking clumsy accident inspired [add]

2008-01-11 14:00:45 / Rating: 730.25 /


I'm pretty sure I just dropped a pushpin on the floor and I know my roommate will step on it.

tags: clumsy [add]

2007-01-31 09:45:46 / Rating: 381 /


I fell down a flight of stairs, got up, stumbled across the landing, and then fell down a second flight of stairs.

tags: stairs fell falling landing clumsy trip tripped fall stairwell staircase humor [add]

2006-08-19 22:37:39 / Rating: 860 /