K
As I waited in the emergency room, I tried to think of the best way to explain in one sentence how I ended up with a nail in my foot and a severe burn on my elbow.
2010-03-30 14:56:56 / Rating: 287.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "clumsy"
Sarah
As I got out of the truck, I happily exclaimed "I didn't fall!" and proceeded to walk straight into the mirror of the car parked next to us.
2009-11-16 22:25:41 / Rating: 191.5 /
Curmic189
Unlikely activities where I've hurt myself: sitting down at a desk, getting up from a desk, getting in a car, playing guitar, using a broom.
2009-07-21 09:56:53 / Rating: 339.75 /
JoJo
As soon as he said "Be careful," I fell down the stairs, breaking both the typewriter and my finger.
2008-04-02 15:23:21 / Rating: 464.75 /
Kate
I've chopped off two fingertips in the last 3 months, and never once regretted my career choice.
2008-01-11 14:00:45 / Rating: 614.75 /
jen
I'm pretty sure I just dropped a pushpin on the floor and I know my roommate will step on it.
2007-01-31 09:45:46 / Rating: 336 /
grumblebee
I fell down a flight of stairs, got up, stumbled across the landing, and then fell down a second flight of stairs.
2006-08-19 22:37:39 / Rating: 719.25 /