Story archives - tag: "cold"


Speaking English as a second language caused my father to mix up words and promptly apologize to a full lecture hall about being so constipated he could barely speak.

tags: congestion flu cold humor [add]

2011-02-10 15:09:51 / Rating: 645.75 /


Six o'clock in the morning found me staring at my bra and wondering just how I was going to put it on without taking off my hoodie and exposing my flesh to the frigid winter air.

tags: humor winter cold bra morning puzzles [add]

2010-11-18 10:36:27 / Rating: 784 /


When on Christmas break in south California, I was asked "How cold is it in Fairbanks?" to which I replied "105 degrees colder than here."

tags: Fairbanks Alaska cold vacation [add]

2008-10-23 14:08:09 / Rating: 387.5 /


After one friend told me I'd get pneumonia and the other two decided on hypothermia, I did it out of spite.

tags: ocean beach night bra and underwear cold [add]

2008-04-21 13:56:43 / Rating: 456 /


It was so cold that I just had to get up to put the kettle on.

tags: cold kettle [add]

2007-07-13 09:25:24 / Rating: 414.5 /