Finn
Speaking English as a second language caused my father to mix up words and promptly apologize to a full lecture hall about being so constipated he could barely speak.
Speaking English as a second language caused my father to mix up words and promptly apologize to a full lecture hall about being so constipated he could barely speak.
Six o'clock in the morning found me staring at my bra and wondering just how I was going to put it on without taking off my hoodie and exposing my flesh to the frigid winter air.
When on Christmas break in south California, I was asked "How cold is it in Fairbanks?" to which I replied "105 degrees colder than here."
After one friend told me I'd get pneumonia and the other two decided on hypothermia, I did it out of spite.