Story archives - tag: "cookies"


The time I got my hand stuck in the blades of the electric stand mixer, resulting in pieces of bloody knuckle skin littering the dough, I seriously considered baking the cookies anyways.

tags: cookies pain humor [add]

2009-04-07 14:08:37 / Rating: 507.5 /

beauty school drop out

I dropped out of the club when I realized I was more excited about the cookies they serve than I was about the actual club.

tags: book club cookies epiphany boring women [add]

2007-10-01 10:01:27 / Rating: 418.25 /