Story archives - tag: "cousin"

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On our middle school class trip to new York City, my cousin got slapped by a bum.

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2008-10-22 12:58:47 / Rating: 179.25 /

idaknow

The moment my little cousin stepped out into the aisle of the movie theater and painted the floor with lasagna, I knew all 20 of us were gonna taste lunch twice.

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2008-09-03 14:42:43 / Rating: 93.5 /

Jess

Slightly mortified, I assured my mother incest wasn't really my thing after she warned me against getting into "trouble" with my cousin.

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2008-06-25 20:44:46 / Rating: 151.25 /

Alan Smithee

I just found out that my thirty-year old trailer trash cousin is dying of cancer and all I can think of is "Good riddance."

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2007-08-23 17:57:23 / Rating: 151.75 /