Story archives - tag: "cousin"

TheSilentRiver

For some reason, when my mother told me about my transgender cousin, she kept focusing on "He got his penis chopped off."

tags: transgender cousin mother [add]

2013-08-18 17:59:37 / Rating: 157.25 /

Big Cousin

Late at night on the road trip, when Aunt Kathy and Uncle Ron decided to change drivers on the fly to avoid waking their sleeping kids, they succeeded in keeping cousin Jason asleep for good.

tags: car crash tagedy road trip cousin [add]

2011-06-30 16:11:14 / Rating: 435.75 /

Zero

Her four-year-old daughter turned to me from her spot in the tree and said, "Climbing trees is more fun than losing mothers."

tags: death child mothers cousin [add]

2010-11-01 15:08:26 / Rating: 537.5 /

e

On our middle school class trip to new York City, my cousin got slapped by a bum.

tags: cousin slapped bum humor [add]

2008-10-22 12:58:47 / Rating: 614 /

idaknow

The moment my little cousin stepped out into the aisle of the movie theater and painted the floor with lasagna, I knew all 20 of us were gonna taste lunch twice.

tags: thanksgiving 8 hour car ride stomach flu puke cousin [add]

2008-09-03 14:42:43 / Rating: 453.75 /

Jess

Slightly mortified, I assured my mother incest wasn't really my thing after she warned me against getting into "trouble" with my cousin.

tags: mother cousin incest confused awkward [add]

2008-06-25 20:44:46 / Rating: 591.5 /

Alan Smithee

I just found out that my thirty-year old trailer trash cousin is dying of cancer and all I can think of is "Good riddance."

tags: cousin cancer [add]

2007-08-23 17:57:23 / Rating: 499.5 /