Story archives - tag: "crazy"

Not a Game

The summer that three of my friends committed suicide, my sister convinced me that the voices in my head were them telling their true stories of being murdered.

tags: suicide summer crazy depression [add]

2012-05-01 08:23:26 / Rating: 492.75 /


My friends can't decide whether to be creeped out or amused by the fact that I have it bad for the girl who was my roommate for a week in a mental hospital.

tags: looney bin crazy girl love crush friends mental health [add]

2011-02-03 09:10:17 / Rating: 788.25 /

Oddly enough, we don't live in Arkansas

We just found my half-sister's half-brother, and my mom wants me to hook up with him.

tags: freaking out weird wrong family crazy you can't be serious mom [add]

2011-01-24 12:19:20 / Rating: 520 /


I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.

tags: humor breakup ex crazy milk sleep [add]

2009-10-12 11:59:03 / Rating: 508.75 /

Emotional Surgery

Once I saw her YouTube channel, I knew that breaking up with her was going to be a surgically delicate process.

tags: breakup girlfriend crazy schizophrenic [add]

2009-04-07 14:06:56 / Rating: 486 /


It always brings a smile to my face when my dad tells large groups of strangers how he once cut himself on Jello.

tags: childhood humor parents jello crazy [add]

2008-09-11 20:02:30 / Rating: 897 /


The psychiatric hospital wasn't as weird as I expected it to be, which disturbed me all the more.

tags: crazy psychiatry hospitals disturbed weird [add]

2007-08-19 21:35:52 / Rating: 628 /


When we brought in the eighth cat for the second time, I remember thinking, "This is yet another step on the pathway to Crazy Cat Ladyhood."

tags: cat crazy [add]

2007-01-01 19:57:30 / Rating: 561.5 /


I took a neuropsychiatric test and realized that I don't have a mental illness after all: I have five.

tags: test mental health crazy [add]

2006-09-15 10:44:28 / Rating: 1513.5 /