Emms
My friends can't decide whether to be creeped out or amused by the fact that I have it bad for the girl who was my roommate for a week in a mental hospital.
My friends can't decide whether to be creeped out or amused by the fact that I have it bad for the girl who was my roommate for a week in a mental hospital.
We just found my half-sister's half-brother, and my mom wants me to hook up with him.
I should have known he was bad news when he told me he used to pour milk in his bed and sleep in it.
Once I saw her YouTube channel, I knew that breaking up with her was going to be a surgically delicate process.
It always brings a smile to my face when my dad tells large groups of strangers how he once cut himself on Jello.
The psychiatric hospital wasn't as weird as I expected it to be, which disturbed me all the more.
When we brought in the eighth cat for the second time, I remember thinking, "This is yet another step on the pathway to Crazy Cat Ladyhood."