Dan Wilson
First, a puff of powdered glass in my face, then an explosion, sirens and seven dead people at the end of the road.
First, a puff of powdered glass in my face, then an explosion, sirens and seven dead people at the end of the road.
She then turned to me and ended the story with, "So that's how my friend went from sexually confused Catholic school boy to gay bank robber wanted in three states."
When four men in ski masks with baseball bats walked in our back door, the first thing I thought was,"I wish I hadn't just told my brother not to come over."
I lost five years of my life for kindly asking someone to put some paper in a bag.
As I went through the debris left in my house and found that most of my mother's jewelry had not been stolen, I cared less and less that they'd stolen all my electronic stuff.
"I can tell you about this," he said, "because the statute of limitations has run out."
As she read the police statement, she noticed the cop had used the wrong word to describe what had happened to her, but she was afraid to correct him because it might make her look less innocent than she was.
I saw a Crime Stoppers commercial today, and I know who did it.
I daresay that the big boss is having an easier time at Club Fed for securities crimes than the lesser boss is having at the pen for kiddie porn.
I pressed the panic button and when 5 fully armed policemen arrived with the security company, I was even more afraid.
We stood there in the rain and the look on his face as the police came rushing in made me realize I was never going to see him again.