Feenix
He sang to me as we danced in the fountain and later he caressed my cheek, stroked my neck, touched my adam's apple, and asked me if I was a man.
2008-07-21 16:12:16 / Rating: 244 / 
Story archives - tag: "dating"
Frog Kisser
I began to wonder what kind of vibe I was putting off when a guy gave me his number on a $20 bill, a married couple propositioned me, and I was set up with a porn star all in one week.
2008-07-09 17:38:21 / Rating: 197 /
Lisa K. S.
I thought he was going to ask me for a dollar, so when he asked me to be his girlfriend I blurted, "No, can't you get it from somebody else?"
2008-07-01 15:13:13 / Rating: 414.5 /
Probably Not Okay
The ticket stub to the movie we had not attended kept me from going to jail that night.
2008-05-23 11:17:22 / Rating: 228.25 /
Original
It was a little weird to find out after we reunited that his ex-wife resembled me, but it was weirder to find out that my ex-husband and her are now dating.
2008-04-01 12:10:28 / Rating: 143.25 /
countedx58
When my middle-aged friend's elderly ob-gyn boyfriend told her she had "the vagina of a 25-year-old," I couldn't decide if it was a compliment or if he was treating her like one of his patients.
2008-04-01 12:03:26 / Rating: 135 /
tal
If I'd known it was possible to be a lesbian, I never would have dated him.
2008-03-06 11:45:24 / Rating: 135.75 /
Just Me
After several hours of pondering and countless rough drafts, I waited until my young son was abed, plunked down my credit card to join the online dating site, and sent a painstakingly crafted email to that guy with the amazing profile.
2008-02-12 12:35:13 / Rating: 126 /
Wednesday
Nobody will ever believe that I lost my virginity to a rapist, because at the time I tried to deal with it by dating him for a month and pretending that it had all been my idea.
2008-01-25 13:19:48 / Rating: 279.25 /
Probably Not Okay
My online dating service matched me with my cousin.
2007-12-31 11:50:31 / Rating: 1115.75 /
harleyh
I fell in love with her on a chat-site, but when she finally showed me her picture, I am ashamed to say, I dumped her immediately.
2007-10-30 14:19:11 / Rating: 163.5 /
Tmyakal
I'd never been as bored as I was on our first date, but I'm taking her out again tomorrow night so that I don't need to be alone.
2007-09-11 12:56:02 / Rating: 130.75 /
Kate
I never spoke to him again because he was dating eight other women.
2007-09-10 12:08:47 / Rating: 138 /
Easier
And then he told me he would have dated me if he had known I was just as easy as the girl he is currently dating.
2007-08-28 23:07:39 / Rating: 115 /
Cori
We were getting along really well until I leaned over and vomited on his feet.
2007-08-14 16:58:30 / Rating: 216.5 /
Katherine
My mother thinks we're dating because she found the hickies he gave me on my neck.
2007-07-24 16:42:31 / Rating: 168 /
SheMac
Forty years ago at the bus stop, he said, "I don't know what else to do with you, so I guess I'd better marry you."
2007-06-21 10:00:12 / Rating: 214 /
Someone else
He was too stupid to think of a proper insult, but then again, he did spray cologne in his own face.
2006-10-30 15:02:46 / Rating: 154.75 /
Lula Belle
I discovered The Dealbreaker: a can of Skoal and a wad in his mouth were enough to make me walk in the opposite direction.
2006-10-11 14:18:34 / Rating: 161 /
Ez-ra
Nearing the end of the last meal we ever ate together, a wave of nausea rushed me to the dingy bathroom, leaving her sitting awkwardly in front of an empty plate.
2006-10-01 23:25:44 / Rating: 150.25 /
Rusty
My date was eager to know why I had specifically written to her out of all the other girls online - I cast my mind back to a few nights before, loaded on red wine and Xanax, and lied.
2006-09-04 17:22:49 / Rating: 220.75 /