Story archives - tag: "dead"

Milo

I wanted a popsicle until I saw the dead cat blocking everything in the freezer.

tags: cat dead freezer [add]

2010-08-16 16:48:32 / Rating: 82 /

Del

I went to the freezer for some tortilla wraps and found a dead owl in there instead.

tags: surreal dead owl [add]

2009-06-08 11:38:07 / Rating: 312 /

Lars

We never did finish our campfire discussion over when coffee stops tasting like crap and starts to taste like coffee.

tags: campfire coffee Jack Daniels dead [add]

2008-02-29 12:58:34 / Rating: 221.5 /

Collin

He's dead, he's been dead 30 years, he will stay dead, deal with it and move on.

tags: elvis dead death music [add]

2007-08-19 21:37:00 / Rating: 330 /