Story archives - tag: "disenchanted humor"

ferdinandthebull

This morning, when my mom wasn't looking, I saw her put birth control in my sisters orange juice.

tags: disenchanted humor pregnancy [add]

2008-04-10 14:57:33 / Rating: 694.5 /

ferdinandthebull

When I was 5 or so my mom would tell me to lie down before she tied my tie and I just now realized at the age of 19 that she did this because she's a funeral director.

tags: funeral disenchanted humor [add]

2008-04-08 16:46:37 / Rating: 7409.25 /