This morning, when my mom wasn't looking, I saw her put birth control in my sisters orange juice.
tags: disenchanted humor pregnancy [add]
2008-04-10 14:57:33 / Rating: 663 /
When I was 5 or so my mom would tell me to lie down before she tied my tie and I just now realized at the age of 19 that she did this because she's a funeral director.
tags: funeral disenchanted humor [add]
2008-04-08 16:46:37 / Rating: 7272.25 /
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