shanwich
When I got a free puppy from a one-eyed man at a apple orchard, I had no idea she would grow up to be my service dog.
2012-04-11 09:37:01 / Rating: 370.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "dog"
Mmmhhm
My aunt was disgusted I cried harder for the death of my dog than I did for my grandmother, but she didn't realize my dog was in my life for 16 years while grandma was only around for seven.
2011-12-20 12:55:11 / Rating: 332.75 /
Phoenix
That night ended eventfully with one traumatized dog, two irritated parents, one hormonal crying teenager, and hundreds of gallons of water down the drain, but it's okay because my dog no longer has poop all over his body.
2011-08-29 08:15:13 / Rating: 373.75 /
Sunny Lancaster
Our dog ate a palm tree seed and two thousand dollars later he's still alive.
2011-07-20 11:57:55 / Rating: 385 /
silenced
When her shaky and sobbing voicemail said to call her back asap, the worst thing I could think of was maybe her dog was dead, not her father.
2011-06-20 11:07:26 / Rating: 453.25 /
Molly
My poor old dog is losing all his favorite trees.
2010-10-19 15:21:34 / Rating: 279 /
M.E.W
I was excited that on my last day of high school I would be able to sleep in until my brother woke me up at the regular time to let me watch my dog, who I had had since kindergarten, die as I stroked her little ears.
2010-10-07 16:14:59 / Rating: 373 /
Hello there
The dog was cute, but her owner was even cuter.
2010-07-21 14:29:15 / Rating: 367.25 /
Deadbolt
Upon seeing how upset my mother became over the death of our dog, I realized how much I would have devastated her if my suicide attempt had succeeded.
2010-03-17 14:42:09 / Rating: 669.75 /
I realized I'm a true dog person when I had a dinner of plain pasta and a stolen snickers bar, because I couldn't afford anything more than that after buying my dog's prescription food.
2010-03-09 11:51:38 / Rating: 611 /
Leah Derby
Hungover and with a cup of coffee shakily held aloft, I did not see the deer grazing on the front lawn when I opened the door for my frantic dog.
2010-02-17 16:01:15 / Rating: 247 /
bevred
The day we brought our newborn daughter home from the hospital, our dog got hit by a car and died.
2010-01-13 13:32:24 / Rating: 369.25 /
ksiebs
I never realized how much my husband farted until we boarded the dog for a few days.
2009-10-19 14:02:51 / Rating: 403.25 /
Lauren
I'm so glad you licked the tears off my face before you died.
2009-10-15 20:14:09 / Rating: 862.25 /
BB23
Because of my dog, we've had to put stickers at the bottom of the glass door so she doesn't keep walking into it.
2009-09-21 10:00:52 / Rating: 325.25 /
Dog Sets it Off
My dog set the security alarm off, and as a result, 32 policemen with 8 police cars rushed to my house.
2009-09-17 14:38:03 / Rating: 321.25 /
KT
Today I adopted a pup from the animal shelter, and bought a vacuum cleaner.
2009-08-30 21:40:40 / Rating: 293.25 /
e coli
My pit bull-rottweiler only eats cat treats and is scared of my eight pound cat.
2009-06-29 14:03:01 / Rating: 524.75 /
Molly
The first thing I noticed after my dog died was how much food was accumulating on the kitchen floor.
2009-06-23 15:40:44 / Rating: 454.5 /
Smushed
"Oh, sorry," said the woman unenthusiastically as her 100 pound dog jumped with full force on my 5'0 frame.
2009-05-20 14:10:31 / Rating: 301 /
miss you, ollie
There's no graceful way to lower a dog's body into a four-foot-deep hole, no matter how hard you try.
2009-05-19 11:49:27 / Rating: 533.25 /
Bunnyface
I awoke this morning to the sensation of my dog, curled up against me under the covers, licking my butt.
2009-04-03 13:26:31 / Rating: 512.25 /
Poeta
I'm reconsidering allowing my dog to sleep with me after I found a flea on me this morning.
2009-03-10 11:14:03 / Rating: 367.75 /
Timmy D
My dog doesn't understand daylight savings.
2009-03-09 12:14:10 / Rating: 544 /
hanlet
I fed her the last meal she would eat.
2009-03-06 10:55:47 / Rating: 430 /
Pathetic Pooch
My dog was so desperate to avoid his bath that he pretended to vomit.
2009-02-26 20:30:48 / Rating: 719 /
A. R.
I still wish I had taken the F instead of the A on the online test I hurried to finish while I could hear my dog dying on the kitchen floor.
2009-02-17 16:10:32 / Rating: 687.75 /
Brady
My parents put my dog down the night of my prom.
2009-02-02 11:50:32 / Rating: 426.25 /
callmejackieo
My dog was almost hit by a hearse today.
2009-01-26 09:37:22 / Rating: 494.25 /
So Many!
If I could've stopped laughing long enough, it may have occurred to me that perhaps my quacking dog needed to see a vet.
2009-01-20 12:43:09 / Rating: 566.5 /
Jennifer
My childhood and my dog share a grave in my backyard.
2008-08-26 10:22:06 / Rating: 839.75 /
Dusty
I didn't tell her the candy she popped in her mouth had just been half-eaten by the dog.
2008-07-16 10:53:46 / Rating: 420.25 /
Anti-Pet
As I skidded on a trail of pee on the hardwood floor, I realized I couldn't be with the one I love because I hate his dog.
2008-06-03 15:35:44 / Rating: 412 /
Sigh...
Yesterday he pooped cotton and today he threw up eye balls.
2008-06-02 13:18:54 / Rating: 477.25 /
Unemployed
I was so nervous my dog would eat my resume that I printed out five of them and hid them in various places around the house, only to come home to my dress shoes in pieces sprawled across the floor.
2008-03-19 10:06:06 / Rating: 547 /
Aeryn Lee
I told my boss that when my dog died I would need a week of for a death in the family.
2008-03-05 12:35:33 / Rating: 526 /
The Guru
I nearly fell off my bike laughing after seeing the standard poodle sniffing around on the housetop without a care in the world, particularly to that of gravity.
2008-01-31 12:06:27 / Rating: 510.75 /
Lucy
I am so glad I got that chance to just hold him and talk to him and breathe in his little doggie smell.
2007-12-27 12:23:41 / Rating: 567.5 /
floss
My dog just bit my mean neighbor, but while I apologized profusely to him I was secretly deciding on what kind of treat to give her when we got back home.
2007-11-07 13:13:30 / Rating: 540.5 /
flossie
As I chased my dog down the street, I cursed the idiot who opened the gate to leave the yard and failed to latch it back.
2007-10-23 11:50:53 / Rating: 386 /
Rob
It's sad that my mother's cancer-filled dog seemed more frisky and alert on the day before he was put to sleep than he had been in years.
2007-09-11 12:56:24 / Rating: 692.75 /
Jamfir
Later, I would realize that I cried harder when my dog died than I did at Mom's funeral.
2007-07-23 13:30:06 / Rating: 721 /
sadgirl
I told him he wasn't allowed to die until I was ready to say goodbye, but he didn't listen.
2007-07-17 13:07:40 / Rating: 784 /
Nic Darling
My dog has eaten a bag of Hershey Kisses, an entire Vonnegut novel and a tube of super glue without ill effect, but a bowl of the wrong brand of dog food required a roll of paper towels and a bottle of disinfectant to remedy.
2007-07-11 12:58:57 / Rating: 613.5 /
Tori
One of the worst feelings comes along with seeing your dog dying in the middle of the road after you accidently ran over her.
2007-06-26 16:55:05 / Rating: 740.5 /
Jenny
As my dog of 15 years lay lifeless in my arms, I was screaming her name so loud that I swear she could hear me in death, because she woke up and wagged her tail.
2007-06-15 17:35:56 / Rating: 732.75 /
Lily
On Sunday morning when I woke up I didn't have a dog, but by Sunday afternoon I was chasing ducks in the park with Zeus.
2006-12-11 20:23:54 / Rating: 635.5 /
Erik
I can run about as fast as my dog when I'm barefoot and his leash is attached to a fifteen-pound plastic chair.
2006-09-08 11:03:55 / Rating: 967 /
ben777neb
My collie/red-setters front metal legs were a result of 60ft of air, rocks, a sponsored walk and £3000.
2006-09-07 20:14:40 / Rating: 607.5 /