Deadbolt
Upon seeing how upset my mother became over the death of our dog, I realized how much I would have devastated her if my suicide attempt had succeeded.
2010-03-17 14:42:09 / Rating: 38.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "dog"
I realized I'm a true dog person when I had a dinner of plain pasta and a stolen snickers bar, because I couldn't afford anything more than that after buying my dog's prescription food.
2010-03-09 11:51:38 / Rating: 157.25 /
Leah Derby
Hungover and with a cup of coffee shakily held aloft, I did not see the deer grazing on the front lawn when I opened the door for my frantic dog.
2010-02-17 16:01:15 / Rating: 68.5 /
bevred
The day we brought our newborn daughter home from the hospital, our dog got hit by a car and died.
2010-01-13 13:32:24 / Rating: 77.5 /
ksiebs
I never realized how much my husband farted until we boarded the dog for a few days.
2009-10-19 14:02:51 / Rating: 192.75 /
Lauren
I'm so glad you licked the tears off my face before you died.
2009-10-15 20:14:09 / Rating: 518.25 /
BB23
Because of my dog, we've had to put stickers at the bottom of the glass door so she doesn't keep walking into it.
2009-09-21 10:00:52 / Rating: 152.25 /
Dog Sets it Off
My dog set the security alarm off, and as a result, 32 policemen with 8 police cars rushed to my house.
2009-09-17 14:38:03 / Rating: 109.25 /
KT
Today I adopted a pup from the animal shelter, and bought a vacuum cleaner.
2009-08-30 21:40:40 / Rating: 126 /
e coli
My pit bull-rottweiler only eats cat treats and is scared of my eight pound cat.
2009-06-29 14:03:01 / Rating: 262 /
Molly
The first thing I noticed after my dog died was how much food was accumulating on the kitchen floor.
2009-06-23 15:40:44 / Rating: 291 /
Smushed
"Oh, sorry," said the woman unenthusiastically as her 100 pound dog jumped with full force on my 5'0 frame.
2009-05-20 14:10:31 / Rating: 108.75 /
miss you, ollie
There's no graceful way to lower a dog's body into a four-foot-deep hole, no matter how hard you try.
2009-05-19 11:49:27 / Rating: 275.5 /
Bunnyface
I awoke this morning to the sensation of my dog, curled up against me under the covers, licking my butt.
2009-04-03 13:26:31 / Rating: 247.5 /
Poeta
I'm reconsidering allowing my dog to sleep with me after I found a flea on me this morning.
2009-03-10 11:14:03 / Rating: 125.25 /
Timmy D
My dog doesn't understand daylight savings.
2009-03-09 12:14:10 / Rating: 282 /
hanlet
I fed her the last meal she would eat.
2009-03-06 10:55:47 / Rating: 146.5 /
Pathetic Pooch
My dog was so desperate to avoid his bath that he pretended to vomit.
2009-02-26 20:30:48 / Rating: 420.25 /
A. R.
I still wish I had taken the F instead of the A on the online test I hurried to finish while I could hear my dog dying on the kitchen floor.
2009-02-17 16:10:32 / Rating: 354.25 /
Brady
My parents put my dog down the night of my prom.
2009-02-02 11:50:32 / Rating: 169.25 /
callmejackieo
My dog was almost hit by a hearse today.
2009-01-26 09:37:22 / Rating: 205 /
So Many!
If I could've stopped laughing long enough, it may have occurred to me that perhaps my quacking dog needed to see a vet.
2009-01-20 12:43:09 / Rating: 298.5 /
Jennifer
My childhood and my dog share a grave in my backyard.
2008-08-26 10:22:06 / Rating: 606 /
Dusty
I didn't tell her the candy she popped in her mouth had just been half-eaten by the dog.
2008-07-16 10:53:46 / Rating: 202.75 /
Anti-Pet
As I skidded on a trail of pee on the hardwood floor, I realized I couldn't be with the one I love because I hate his dog.
2008-06-03 15:35:44 / Rating: 210 /
Sigh...
Yesterday he pooped cotton and today he threw up eye balls.
2008-06-02 13:18:54 / Rating: 314.75 /
Unemployed
I was so nervous my dog would eat my resume that I printed out five of them and hid them in various places around the house, only to come home to my dress shoes in pieces sprawled across the floor.
2008-03-19 10:06:06 / Rating: 333.25 /
Aeryn Lee
I told my boss that when my dog died I would need a week of for a death in the family.
2008-03-05 12:35:33 / Rating: 283.25 /
The Guru
I nearly fell off my bike laughing after seeing the standard poodle sniffing around on the housetop without a care in the world, particularly to that of gravity.
2008-01-31 12:06:27 / Rating: 271.5 /
Lucy
I am so glad I got that chance to just hold him and talk to him and breathe in his little doggie smell.
2007-12-27 12:23:41 / Rating: 315.75 /
floss
My dog just bit my mean neighbor, but while I apologized profusely to him I was secretly deciding on what kind of treat to give her when we got back home.
2007-11-07 13:13:30 / Rating: 357.75 /
flossie
As I chased my dog down the street, I cursed the idiot who opened the gate to leave the yard and failed to latch it back.
2007-10-23 11:50:53 / Rating: 233 /
Rob
It's sad that my mother's cancer-filled dog seemed more frisky and alert on the day before he was put to sleep than he had been in years.
2007-09-11 12:56:24 / Rating: 377.5 /
Jamfir
Later, I would realize that I cried harder when my dog died than I did at Mom's funeral.
2007-07-23 13:30:06 / Rating: 396.5 /
sadgirl
I told him he wasn't allowed to die until I was ready to say goodbye, but he didn't listen.
2007-07-17 13:07:40 / Rating: 511.5 /
Nic Darling
My dog has eaten a bag of Hershey Kisses, an entire Vonnegut novel and a tube of super glue without ill effect, but a bowl of the wrong brand of dog food required a roll of paper towels and a bottle of disinfectant to remedy.
2007-07-11 12:58:57 / Rating: 414.75 /
Tori
One of the worst feelings comes along with seeing your dog dying in the middle of the road after you accidently ran over her.
2007-06-26 16:55:05 / Rating: 443 /
Jenny
As my dog of 15 years lay lifeless in my arms, I was screaming her name so loud that I swear she could hear me in death, because she woke up and wagged her tail.
2007-06-15 17:35:56 / Rating: 494.25 /
Lily
On Sunday morning when I woke up I didn't have a dog, but by Sunday afternoon I was chasing ducks in the park with Zeus.
2006-12-11 20:23:54 / Rating: 371 /
Erik
I can run about as fast as my dog when I'm barefoot and his leash is attached to a fifteen-pound plastic chair.
2006-09-08 11:03:55 / Rating: 767.75 /
ben777neb
My collie/red-setters front metal legs were a result of 60ft of air, rocks, a sponsored walk and £3000.
2006-09-07 20:14:40 / Rating: 354 /