fancy spatula
Every surface of my home is covered in dog hair, and it serves two purposes: it reminds me of how much I enjoy sharing my life with my dogs and it deters my mother from visiting unannounced.
2008-10-30 17:19:24 / Rating: 135 / 
Story archives - tag: "dogs"
Mary
We thought my dog had a tick and tried "smoking it out" with a hot match only to discover it was her nipple.
2008-05-14 13:56:41 / Rating: 302 /
ac
When I stare into my eleven year old Basset Hound's eyes, I could swear she was telling me that everything was going to be okay.
2007-10-22 14:06:54 / Rating: 166.75 /
don't breed your dog
If I see another dog get dumped at the shelter, I just might save it or kill myself.
2007-09-26 07:57:38 / Rating: 187 /
Tori
One thing I used to obsess about was how I'd get my dog out of my window to save him when my house was on fire.
2007-09-10 12:09:25 / Rating: 233.75 /
Doom of Doom
We only had him for less than 36 hours, but when our new puppy died of giardia, I cried as if I had him for years.
2007-05-23 13:16:55 / Rating: 195.5 /
Dave Walls
I wish new puppies came with a warranty and a box of diapers.
2007-05-17 09:48:13 / Rating: 162.75 /
Just a guy
A hooker stole my best friend's dog.
2007-04-25 15:55:20 / Rating: 254.5 /
KC
"Why did I want a dog?" I thought to myself as I emptied the pooper scooper.
2007-04-23 12:59:50 / Rating: 173 /