Kelly #1
And that's when I decided to let my friends choose their own bridesmaid's dresses when my wedding came.
tags: weddings friends family dresses disgust [add]
2007-05-17 13:47:50 / Rating: 212.25 /

Jane Gallagher
I didn't make you a bridesmaid because we're friends, I made you one so that you would have to wear that horrible bridesmaid's dress (and therefore have less of a chance of getting laid at my wedding, whore).
tags: weddings promiscuity dresses friendship [add]
2007-03-14 17:07:43 / Rating: 286.5 /
