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I opened my dorm room door to a frantic guy who said, "There's a naked body on 4th floor and I'm not even kidding."
2008-08-11 15:54:31 / Rating: 71 / 
Story archives - tag: "drinking"
Peanut
The cop and I had a delightful conversation about sweaters and the weather and to this day he does not know that I was drunk and not even 17 yet.
2008-06-25 16:05:41 / Rating: 147 /
madprofessor
If there was ever a good time to stop drinking, it was this morning when I woke up next to a woman in a giraffe costume.
2008-06-17 13:22:51 / Rating: 429 /
Cinnamon Stillwater
I don't know if it was the alcohol, the darkness or the rush to put my clothing back on that made me fall onto the cactus.
2008-04-10 14:56:44 / Rating: 193.25 /
Nelly
Yesterday I had to explain to my roommates, who don't drink, why Jeff's car was in the backyard.
2008-02-29 16:36:23 / Rating: 169.25 /
jfirth
Thirty seconds before vomiting, the room spinning, vision cloudy, I recited the alphabet backwards and thought, "Well, I'm not drunk yet."
2008-02-20 16:25:47 / Rating: 240.25 /
Dormouse
Puking up that champagne was really my head ridding my life of 2007.
2008-01-01 11:53:39 / Rating: 170 /
card player
I hate to play cards when I'm drunk, because I always lose.
2007-08-07 16:18:21 / Rating: 89.75 /
Catherine
The next week, I "forgot" to shower and ate enough to make me ill, hoping he would stop finding me attractive.
2007-07-24 16:44:36 / Rating: 145 /
Danimal
My teetotaling harks back to the ripe age of 13 when, in a fit of uncontrollable giggling, I was ordered to a guest bedroom so they could continue the Passover seder.
2007-07-11 13:02:00 / Rating: 152 /
Sarah
As I fell through the ice on Lake Michigan staring at the morning sun, I realized my night of revelry had made me feel invincible (and I wasn't).
2007-06-21 09:58:21 / Rating: 133.75 /
Element
After three nights of passing out drunk and bleeding, I decided it might be time to talk to someone.
2007-01-30 16:47:50 / Rating: 145.75 /
DeepEndZen
It's not the hangovers I fear the most, but the fact that I've lost a few hours of my life that I can never get back.
2006-10-23 09:35:17 / Rating: 181 /
revscrj
Two blocks of silence to the store we bought another EPT and a bottle of Rumplemintz, the big bottle.
2006-10-16 14:51:31 / Rating: 146.25 /
kimiko
I didn't feel as humiliated when he told me that at least six other people puked their guts out at the last house party, but I still made sure to stay sober this time.
2006-10-10 09:24:53 / Rating: 137.75 /
Castalia
We went out to drink, he got drunk and got caught by a teacher.
2006-09-30 11:40:36 / Rating: 113 /
Gilgongo!
I looked up from the floor, towards the bartender, and then, for no apparent reason - I drank fourteen vodka martinis.
2006-09-28 15:56:02 / Rating: 106.25 /
Brad
It was a mistake to leave Matt in the car to sober up, because it turns out he was in there puking a varitable mix of pure liquid alcohol and huge chunks of roast beef that made me ponder my chewing habits.
2006-08-10 14:00:28 / Rating: 166 /