Annie
He asked, "Is that your purse on fire?"
2008-12-16 09:10:31 / Rating: 92.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "drunk"
lmnop
No one ever told me that college life would include having a stranger pee on my dorm room floor.
2008-11-21 15:52:37 / Rating: 154.75 /
Connor
All I could think of as my friend sat naked next to me encouraging me to throw up was what a great One Sentence it would make.
2008-08-04 09:49:49 / Rating: 242 /
Frog Kisser
Sober, I asked him if most people were drunk when they got their tattoos and, needle poised above my flesh, he explained, "The smart ones are."
2008-07-14 09:13:45 / Rating: 168 /
C'est vrai
We felt bad laughing about the legally blind Bosnian passed out drunk in a pool of his own vomit on the tile near the toilet, but it sure did make one hell of a story.
2008-04-28 12:17:51 / Rating: 186.25 /
Cinnamon Stillwater
I don't know if it was the alcohol, the darkness or the rush to put my clothing back on that made me fall onto the cactus.
2008-04-10 14:56:44 / Rating: 278.25 /
C.
It wasn't until I was cleaning puke off him that I realized my hero was gone forever, along with his bottle of Jager.
2008-03-19 09:52:59 / Rating: 133 /
tofargone
I am going to look at this in a week when its posted and not realize I wrote it.
2008-02-25 21:27:40 / Rating: 186.75 /
jfirth
Thirty seconds before vomiting, the room spinning, vision cloudy, I recited the alphabet backwards and thought, "Well, I'm not drunk yet."
2008-02-20 16:25:47 / Rating: 296.5 /
Phil
The night I became an uncle I learned to ride a unicycle.
2008-02-05 10:41:59 / Rating: 172.25 /
Dmann
An intoxicated man pointed to a car's license plate and said to me "This chinaman is from Iwo Jima" and when I looked at the license plate it said "IOWA."
2007-11-24 18:32:42 / Rating: 233.25 /
WarDamnEagle
There are two kinds of friends in the world: the ones who help you up when you've passed out in a bar and call a cab and the ones that take 'funny' pictures of you.
2007-11-05 13:20:56 / Rating: 1027.5 /
Juju
She was too drunk to notice how drunk I was.
2007-09-27 12:28:59 / Rating: 199.25 /
sad but true
I knew I was in love with him the night he gave me a ride because I was too drunk to drive myself home to my husband.
2007-06-18 23:53:37 / Rating: 188.75 /
kimiko
I didn't feel as humiliated when he told me that at least six other people puked their guts out at the last house party, but I still made sure to stay sober this time.
2006-10-10 09:24:53 / Rating: 186 /
Castalia
We went out to drink, he got drunk and got caught by a teacher.
2006-09-30 11:40:36 / Rating: 154.25 /
Lch
After twenty minutes of trying to order a p-p-p-pint of larger from the bar with a drunken stammer, I gave in and requested two half's in the same glass!
2006-08-31 16:17:23 / Rating: 228.75 /
Anonymous
I don't know if I would have stayed with him all night comforting him while he puked his guts out into the toilet if I'd known that he wouldn't remember it the next morning.
2006-08-29 07:39:42 / Rating: 262.25 /
Lindsay
I shouldn't have told her so much truth when she called me drunk at 3 AM.
2006-08-25 19:24:11 / Rating: 189.25 /
Gabw
Once I got drunk and told a good friend, who had a boyfriend, that I loved her.
2006-08-14 19:31:40 / Rating: 175.75 /
stephen
this one time at my best mates wedding i got drunk and broke lex's butt.
2006-06-27 17:38:38 / Rating: 165.75 /